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"I'd like to meet" my Maker...and i also want a pet alligator named Dollar.
I'd like to meet, just once, a girl who truly understands the supreme sexiness of white cotton panties.
I'd like to find the sort of girl who, all other things being equal, would choose sneakers over heels.
I want to meet Jill Nicolini from Channel 11 News. She's smokin' hot, and she's got her own traffic chopper. It would be useful in my workplace. Jill and I would totally join the mile high club...
I want to meet Loonette the Clown from Big Comfy Couch. I think she's hott.

If you're into all that "grown and sexy" bullshit , you can just two-step that ass right the fuck on outta here. We here at The New PANiC! Room don't dance in no motherfuckin' dress shoes, you heard that?!! Go pop your bottles somewhere else.

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Controversial Confidential To the Boyfriends of Girls I Am Friends With:
FUCKING GET OVER IT. STOP BEING INSECURE JEALOUS ASSHOLES. I'M NOT GOING TO BANG YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IF I WANTED TO I WOULD HAVE ALREADY. THERE ARE OTHER GUYS IN THE WORLD BESIDES YOU, AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN TALK TO WHOEVER THE FUCK SHE PLEASES.
*GET USED TO IT!!!* IT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S LEAVING YOUR SORRY ASS. (SHE CAN AND WILL DO THAT ON HER OWN AND WITHOUT HELP FROM ANYONE, MALE OR OTHERWISE.) JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH INSECURITY, A GUILTY CONSCIENCE AND/OR A SMALL WEINER DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO DICTATE WHO SHE "MAY AND MAY NOT" TALK TO.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS WHEN ANY GUY ACTS THIS WAY IT MEANS THEY DON'T TRUST THEIR OWN GIRLFRIEND, AND THAT'S USUALLY BECAUSE DEEP DOWN THESE GUYS KNOW THEY THEMSELVES ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY TRUSTWORTHY. I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS SHIT. GO BACK TO THE FUCKING CAVES WHERE YOU HYPOCRITES BELONG, END OF FUCKING STORY. SOMEDAY YOU 19th-CENTURY THROWBACK LOSERS WILL GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES HANDED TO YOU BY A BIG SCARY LESBIAN, AND YOU WILL CRY LIKE LITTLE BITCHES. YOU PPL NEED A FUCKIN REALITY CHECK.
THIS GOES DOUBLE IF I'VE KNOWN HER LONGER THAN YOU HAVE.
HAVE A NICE DAY, AND THINK OF ME NEXT TIME YOU'RE BANGIN' HER.
THOSE OF YOU TO WHOM THIS DOES NOT APPLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

"I will not click them in a box. I will not click with Firefox.
I will not click those sketchy links. I won't be Phished. This website stinks!
It will not block those banner ads, or 'click my pic to view my nads,'
I do not like this endless scam. I do not like it, cram this Spam!"

"...they stopped makin' n*ggaz like me like subway tokens..." HOOD BANGIN', J-Hood of D-Block

Random Thoughts:
From The P.I.M.P. Doctor
When I die there will be a coffee cup in my hand.
And possibly I will be wearing the contents.
Just because you think you can rap, doesn't make it so.
GF/BF come and go, but real friends are forever.
I may in fact be destined for greatness-less-ness.
My brain and body are two separate people sometimes.
I can't stand people who inconsiderately schedule their weddings in some ludicrously exotic location, like Borneo, thereby forcing all their guests to shell out obscene amounts of money for travel and lodging...to watch a ceremony populated with even more hapless friends and family who got railroaded into paying for horribly overpriced, aesthetically unappealing wear-once outfits. Good luck on the divorce, you disgusting people.
I say we ought to boycott shit like that. And have the bridal couple sterilized.
There is a special ring of Hell reserved for those jackass boyfriends who think that just because their exes won't talk to them, it means their current girlfriend can't be friends with her exes. Get a fucking life.
And to the girls thus affected: Get a new fuckin' boyfriend.
I'm tired of the government and others making new rules to protect people from themselves. It always results in the rest of us not being able to have any fun...because "somebody" might get hurt.
If they're too stupid to live, let nature take its course. At least they'll go out smiling.
Because really, they're like little turds floating in the gene pool.
I get too deep inside my own head sometimes.
I am a "quote whore" apparently.
Volkswagen Jetta: The world's most annoying car driven by the world's most annoying people.
And speaking of driving, if you drive like you're afraid of your car, get the hell off the road.
Veganism is fine if that's your choice, but stop trying to force it down other people's throats (so to speak). Nobody appreciates that shit.
And as far as that goes: humans are omnivores by design. Like other omnivorous animals, we are biologically intended to include other animals in our diets.
It's irrelevant that a meat-free diet is "good enough" to live on. Just "good enough" isn't good enough, ya frickin' idiots.
For the Record. No matter how happy I may ever appear, please be assured it is merely a front. I'm never truly happy anymore. Sure, I got jokes, I'm can turn even the dullest occasion into a party, and I always make sure everybody's having a good time. But my mind won't be quiet and true joy is currently lost to me. It's such a constant and persistent problem that I'm putting it out here in print, in public, right here on the Internet, because the whole thing is that bad. I'll let y'all know if this changes. Thanks for your time. ♥
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CONTACTING ME
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Music:

Ten Bands I Love:
(slightly modified after some deep soul searching)
Skinny Puppy
Pink Floyd
Front 242
The Entire Wu-Tang Clan
Prince (tie)
Against Me! (tie)
Led Zeppelin
Throes of Dawn
Switchblade Symphony
The Entire Dipset Movement
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

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Pearl Jam - Jeremy

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Movies:

20 Important Movies:
(in no particular order)
Memento
Groundhog Day
Girl, Interrupted
Taxi Driver
Love Laughs At Andy Hardy
Six Degrees of Separation
Mad Max (Trilogy)
Van Wilder
Thirteen
Go
The Punisher
Raging Bull
KIDS
Sid & Nancy
Falling Down
SLC Punk
Swingers
DOA
Hellraiser 1-4
Beetlejuice

Joe Cabot

Mr White

Mr Blonde

Nice Guy Eddie

Mr Orange

Mr Brown

Mr Pink

Mr Blue

Television:

Television I Like:
(in no particular order)
Home Improvement
Salute Your Shorts
Scrubs
According To Jim
Sesame Street
King Of Queens
CHEATERS
The Daily Show
Boohbah
Just Shoot Me
The Nanny
Blind Date
Looney Toons/Tiny Toons
Animaniacs/Pinky & The Brain
Saved By The Bell
The Dead Zone
The Jetsons
The Jeffersons
Cheers
Big Comfy Couch
You Bet Your Life
My So-Called Life
Swans Crossing
You Can't Do That On Television
Still Standing
Playhouse Disney
Amazing Stories

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute." The Muppet Personality Test

"You don't want a hundred-pound white girl mad at you. You'll flinch every time you hear a Range Rover." -SCRUBS

Books:

king, koontz, barker, huxley,
"sun tzu for success",
"alexander the great's art of strategy,"
"the wu-tang manual,"
"tom sawyer," "huck finn,"
"ttyl," "ttfn,"
"alice in wonderland,"
"go ask alice," "Jay's journal,"
"goodnight moon,"
"and of course, THE CATCHER IN THE RYE"

Heroes:

MY HEROES INCLUDE: cabdrivers, dial-up users, puppets, my bowl, Dr. Cox from "Scrubs," that creepy retarded sloth from the "world tree" and Popeye the say-lurrr mannn.

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