Madame Zaritska's reading
Madame Zaritska,
our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.What she senses for you:
The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the evening.
After a labor lasting approximately 22 hours, your child, a boy, will be born.
Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blond hair.
I'd like to meet:
Anyone with a sense of humor of any kind. Make me laugh! Laugh til I cry!
I am a "people person".... I love getting to know people and get to do it for a living! I have the best job in the world!
People, People, People. Location, Location, Location.
Music:
NIN, Manson, CCR, Lynard Skynard, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Prodigy, Randy Travis, Tim Mcgraw, Sheryl Crow, Mozart, Van Morrison, Jim Morrison, Korn, System of a Down, Paul Oakenfold, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Powerman 5000, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Shaggy, Seether, Evanesence, Fallout Boy, Alice Cooper, Staind, Nelly, Shania Twain, 9voltRevolt, Incursion502.........etc........(Just about anything!)
Movies:
Love: Constantine, Matrix, Dirty Dancing, Footloose, The last Samurai, Armageddon, Miss Congeniality, Pitch Black, The Weatherman, In Her Shoes, Dirty Love, Derailed, Crash, The Forgotten, Underworld 1 & 2, Van Helsing, The Shining, Secret Window, Southpark, Legends of the Fall, Shallow Hal, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Labyrinth, Brothers Grimm, Mean Girls, Where the Heart Is, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Skeleton Key, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, History of Violence, Monty Python's History of the World....and DeathTunnel!
Most absolute favorite: Domino!
Television:
Don't watch T.V.....but....if I did....prolly the funniest thing I can find... I love to LAUGH !!!!!
Books:
Anything by Dean Koontz or V.C. Andrews. I was a huge Stephen King fan, but after going to his website and seeing how cold and even rude he is to his fans.....I decided to not be a fan....Oh, and I do not go to anymore writers websites.....Just don't want to be brokenhearted again..... :(
Heroes:
Daryl Hannah, Michelle Pfieffer (sp?)
AND......
You guessed it... MY MOM!
