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Larry David

I have to assume wet.

About Me

Comedian, writer, antagonist.

My Interests

Golfing, country clubs, the Dodgers, comedy, College Girls Gone Wild Cancun & Marti Gras editions, film/television, bomber jackets, 5 woods, and cashew raisins. I drive a prius, if you see me driving and I wave to you, please wave back.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who's willing to have a cup of coffee on the pier and maybe sleep with me for a little while afterwards.

Music:

Paul Simon, Peter Frampton, anything from the 60's and some stuff from the 70's really.

Movies:

Too many to count.

Television:

Seinfeld isn't bad.

Books:

Various books, some of which I've never read.