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Back Door Beauty?

When God gives you AIDS, make lemonades

About Me

Brandon, better known by the pseudonym Party Panda. Fuck USC. Never trust a little android man he'll cut cut cut cut.

My Interests

Man, I wish I had robot legs. Or robot hands. Robot hands would be cool. With like a knife finger, and a spoon finger, and a fork finger, and a toothbrush finger, and a comb finger, and a bottle opener finger, and a flashlight finger, and a screwdriver finger. But regular thumbs. You gotta have regular thumbs.

I'd like to meet:

To answer your question, yes ladies I will send you nudes and I will sleep with you.

Music:

Yeah I listen to it

Movies:

Yeah I watch'em

Television:

Don't have cable, but my grandparents do

Books:

The Complete Idiot's Guide To Becoming A Jedi
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Heroes:

This dude