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flloyd

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I DON'T ADD STRANGERS!! WRITE ME AN E-MAIL IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND. READ IT! KNOW IT ! LIVE IT! IF YOU DONT TAKE NOTE I WILL TEAR YOU A NEW ONE!! ( no one reads this shit. even people I know dont write before asking...myspace has become the basic internet identification. Isn't it sad how people will put so much more energy into a hate letter to a stranger than in a letter to a friend. ____________________________________________________________ ____________ ________________________ _________________________________________I hate the beach. Bitter old pseudo intellectual with a big prize in my cracker jacks. lonley old coot with ambition. I'm a left-handed redhead with a hot temper, very creative but frustrated. BAGGAGE!!!!! I've got a lot of back handed love to give.

My Interests

pyrotechnics, where can i take a class? Does Learning Annex teach that? I'm a tone deaf singer, a dancer with two left feet, a writer who can't spell, and an actor who can't even act nice. I listen to music 24 hours a day. I took square dancing class' till an anxiety attack convinced me everyone in the class hated me. Now I'm taking stand-up comedy class, which promises the adult sized doses of self hatred and rejection that can satisfy the over 40 crowd. Just started oil painting, like I promissed Kandinsky.

I'd like to meet:

Bernie Taupin, Gena Rowlands, Mia Farrow, Yoko, Bobbie Gentry, Loretta,

Music:

3PUEN, Legendary Pink Dots, marianne, marc, buffy, nico, nina, yoko, bobby gentry, bee gee's, sinead o'connor, saint etienne, umbrella brigade, and 3PUEN of coarse 3PUEN

Movies:

1. Lord of the Rings(trilogy) 2. Nashville 2. Holy Mountain 3. Satyricon 4. Who's afraid of Virginia Wolfe? 5. All About Eve 6. Showgirls 7. Elvira 8. Another Woman 9. Attack of the Mushroom People 10. It's a Wonderful Life (you know how I feel about christmas)

Television:

The Riches STARTING OVER. i watch too much. you name it I like it. except sex in the city and queer as folk. these are intolerable. i cant even sit thru the credits of queer as folk, isn't that show for straights? But here we go: City of men(MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm Laranjinha), Who wants to be a superhero? (MMMMmmmmm Tyveculus), So you wanna be a poap star?, Treasure Hunters, Survivor, I'm a Celebrity get me out of Here, Who wants to marry a midget?, Small House, Flava of Luv, Catherine Tate Show, Little Britton, Blade, Life on Mars, Starting over, The Munsters, I Love Lucy, Are You Being Served, As Time Goes By, Keeping Up Appearances, Anything Kathy Griffin, Janis Dickinson, My Fair Brady, MAD tv, Leave it to beaver (MMMMmmmmmmm Wally) KyleXY, Malcom in the Middle (MMMMMMmmmmmm Reese), Kath & Kim, Country Fried Videos, Meerkat Manor(MMMMmmmm Youssarian) Bumb and Grind, So you think you can Donce?, Without Prejudice, Shipwrecked, Hee-Haw, Monkey Dust, The Soup, HEX, Hells Kitchen, Americas Got talent, Strangers with Candy, Project Runway, Pee-wees Playhouse, The Dudesons, Raising the Roofs, Pants off Donce off, Livin it Up with Patti LaBelle, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Design Star, Lawrence Welk, Breaking up with Shannen Doherty, and Judge Judy. These are my CURRENT dvr selections. I left some out so you wouldn't think I watch too much.

Books:

I just red ALL 15 of the DUNE series. His Dark Materials. Narnia. Most of the OZ books. ALL the Tolkien. His grocery list, his address book, and even his christmas cards. I gave up on "Gone with the Wind", even though I grew up right there. I used to love non-fiction. Have red many murderers life story. Love anything about the Mansons. I'm with the Band. And I don't want to live this life. I'm trying to find the Cookie Mueller books. I've red "walking through clear water in a pool painted black" - a must read. (manson is included)

Heroes:

Kelly Clarkson, Gena Rowlands, Charles Manson,

My Blog

internet is dead

i used to sit at my computer ALL day excited about the internet, now every time i sit at my computer i am sickened and disgusted by McDonalds commercials all over YOUTUBE and MYSPACE. Now-a-days i che...
Posted by flloyd on Sat, 10 May 2008 11:51:00 PST

Christmas Dream

I dreamed it was Christmas and I was walking thru the streets of NYC with Richie Rich from Heatherette, not the cartoon character. It was snowing and really beautiful. We were walking in the streets, ...
Posted by flloyd on Sat, 03 May 2008 02:47:00 PST

My unfinished eminem "Song" (it was relevent when I wrote it)

ANOTHER UNFINISHED 3PUEN SONGWhite boy ain't got nothing in his pants.He cant sing, and he cant dance.What kinda straight boy bleaches his hair.I don't wanna know, baby I don't care.Artificial arian f...
Posted by flloyd on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:34:00 PST

My interview for Michael Alig’s Page

1. You are originally from the south & Georgia? What was your childhood and teenage experience like? Rough and stupid. I was a gay punk rock in school. "DEVO DEVO DEVO" I never denied being gay and to...
Posted by flloyd on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

J-lo is a Pig Part 2. - J-lo is a RAT!!!

I'm so glad Mariah Carey said she "would rather go on stage with a pig than go on stage with J-low". After I said she looked like a retarded pig in that commercial, I was curious about the entire vide...
Posted by flloyd on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:12:00 PST

j-low is a pig

whats up with that commercial where j-low is stompin like a cow, looking fat as a house. and ugly... god is she ugly. some one beat her in the face with the ugly stick. and what is that commercial sup...
Posted by flloyd on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:12:00 PST

Richard Kimmel is a scumbag, Don’t go to"The Box"

Richard Kimmel (the box) is a liar and a thief. dont turn your back on him, he will use you and lie to you. He did this to me. I was in his movie shwrzwald. He lied to me over and over again. Telling ...
Posted by flloyd on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:30:00 PST

I hate "friend" collectors

If you have over a thousand friends and you don't know me , don't ask to be my friend. In fact if I don't know you , you should at least write me a letter explaining why you want to be my friend... be...
Posted by flloyd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST