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BIG MANDONNA

If I was a girl again, I would like to be like my fans, I would like to be like Mandonna. -Madonna

About Me

i am the king of controversy, the material boy everybody wants to meet, i bring a ray of light to every stage when performing, and i did live to tell my story. one day i gave birth to a little star of my own, my life is more stable, i am no longer living on a borderline, people continue to judge, with their cruel words. i taught people how to vogue and how to cherish. i taught you how to keep it together in my sweet love song. everyone does certain things in life but its human nature. i sing to you all of my erotic bedtime stories. i taught you the true meaning of sex. i give you fever and a special feeling that runs deeper and deeper into your soul. i have all the power and domination to open your heart and make u love mine. i may not be like a virgin but i am something special. i'm your lucky star. now i have learned the true meaning of the power of goodbye and i no longer live in a drowned world. with all i have accomplished i'm still not done, you'll see. i'm the greatest performer in the world and always get you into the groove. now with my big change you wonder, who's that guy? why isn't he still causing a commotion? why isn't he still going bananas? but i will always have my blond ambition; i still have a little bit of a bad boy inside me. sooner or later i will be up on stage and ready to sing my old and new songs over and over and over and over and over and then take a bow.

My Interests

EATING TASTY MORSELS IN DA CHAPEL, erotic tales, rolling, sipping, growing things, three eyed folk!, unraveling your gorgeous mind, fantastic feats performed with notebooks, sochas, sisters, currency exchanges, death rays, spaghetti clicks, crime analogies, coney island, french accents, sitdowns, speedwalks, short shorts, pelmeni, biking, stealing material things from people i admire, fabulousness, breaking in then being like ! fuck how do we get out, then getting out and going to a BBQUE and then after that living in the world of three months from now when our Lord Jesus returns to the NBA to reign His fiery parade on all you fuckin rookies!

I'd like to meet:

lady ritchie

Music:

al green, tribe, dub dub, de la, last emp. nas, doom, hendrix, stevie wonder, badu, chris mcguinness, reight-one, slick rick, common, sade, wu, white stripes, bjork, soca, 80's pop, the police, pharoah monche, mos def, chris isaac, gregory isaacs, marleys, souls of mischief, saul williams, pink floyd, james brown, roy ayers, roots, prince, pac, lauryn hill, kweli, kojoe, jeru, honda, jaheim, floetry, prince paul, wbai on the radio, and all my other lovers who are away, we will see each other soon i promise BIG HUG BIG KISS BIG BIG HUG BIG KISS

Television:

the history channel cause if you don't know where you're coming from then how do you know where I'm coming from.

Books:

the master and margarita, blow-up and other stories - julio cortazar, cosmic trigger: the final secret of the illuminati - robert a. wilson, angry black white boy, jorge luis borges, the portable promised land, 1984, even mo' yo' mama!, what color is your parachute, all about love - bell hooks, william wimsatt, dondi white, the autobiography of malcolm X, god of small things, chronicles of narnia, sherlock homes, white fang, the famished road, chronicle of a death foretold, one hundred million years of solitude - gabriel garcia marquez..........