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Zeus, The Metal Sage ~ NYDM/PADM East Prospect

I'm going to make you brutal. A force to be reckoned with. I'm the Metal Sage. And this is my site.

About Me

Greetings. I am Scott. Some know me as 'Zeus'.
I am the kind of person who looks out for other people he cares about. Loyal until someone is disloyal to me, blunt and honest to those who need it.
I love all kinds of music but more specifically I love metal. Heavy metal, power/progressive metal, some death metal, and a little black metal. I hate rap, pop, hip-hop, nu-metal, metalcore and emo. If you're a band/group/artist and dabble in any of these, stay off my fucking page. I will not add you as a friend. There's only TWO exceptions. If you aren't on my list, you aren't one of them. So fuck off. If you want to add me, message me first and beg me for my info. Otherwise, well, you're SOL aren't you?
I'm very much into horror movies and comedies. Action movies are ok, usually if they are kung-fu related.
Japanime is a big thing with me and in that sense, I'm a total nerd. I'm proud of this fact and will deny it to none. I'm also a hardcore gamer. You want to know about an obscure PC game? Come find me.
I love psychology and philosophy. I may not come across it, but I am an extremely intelligent individual who loves to talk about things deeper than just what music one likes or whether or not a movie was "good" or "sucked". I'm prone to being inarticulate at most times, but when I feel it necessary, I am one of the most articulate people you will meet. I can be quite shy at first depending on the situation I am in and/or the people I am around. It's just habit. I am cursed with a foul temperment and short fuse, but I've gotten a somewhat decent handle on it. If you approach me, I am most assuredly nice and friendly, unless you're a complete twat. In which case, stay far away from me.
I'm typically docile unless threatened to the point of defense. Don't fuck around with me OR my friends or family. You'll live to regret it.
I am also famous. Not really, but this video is on the net on a few sites so here is the full 18mb version COMPLETE with HIGH quality.
The POWER Of Scott (My Music Video)
I'm Zeus, and I'm the most amazing person you'll ever meet.

My Interests

Reading horror novels, reading books on the human mind, writing song lyrics, singing, cuddling, kissing, watching movies, driving fast, Heavy Metal, making people smile, writing satire/horror/irony/short stories

I'd like to meet:

Humans. Preferably ones with open minds and hearts, who don't like to turn their back on people.
I'd most like to meet: Bruce Dickinson and the rest of Iron Maiden, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Colin Powell, Bill Cosby, Lewis Black, Stephen Colbert, and of course George Romero (mostly to ask him why he had to kill such a great movie trilogy).

Music:


Movies:

Video of Saddam Hussein being executed
The execution of Saddam Hussein. Fucker got what he deserved.
Identity, The Thing, Night; Dawn; Day of The Dead, The Fog, Spirited Away, Session 9, One Hour Photo, Saw, Saw 2, The Devil's Rejects, Friday The 13th, Halloween, Princess Mononoke, Spaceballs, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Not Another Teen Movie, UHF, The Evil Dead 1 and 2, Army Of Darkness, Bruce Almighty, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc, The Emperor's New Groove, RV, Snakes On A Plane, Shaun Of The Dead, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Unleashed, Howl's Moving Castle, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Nightmare Before Christmas, Young Frankenstein, Legend Of Drunken Master, National Treasure, Lost In Translation, Donnie Darko, Identity, Saw, Saw II, Final Destination, Final Destination 2, Session 9, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Vanilla Sky, The Sixth Sense, dot.kill, Pulse (Kairo), Ju-on, Ringu, Legend Of Drunken Master, The Crow, Snake In Eagle's Shadow, Enter The Dragon, Jurassic Park, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, MST3K: The Movie, South Park: Bigger Badder Longer And Uncut, Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, Akira

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Seasons 1-3), Futurama, House (M.D.), M*A*S*H, King Of Queens, Cowboy Bebop, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Paranoia Agent, FullMetal Alchemist, Trigun, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Twilight Zone (Original), Tales From The Crypt, The Simpsons (Seasons 3-6), The Venture Brothers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Metalocalypse

Heroes:

Bruce Dickinson, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Keith Haring, Chuck Norris, Rambo, Blain, Arnold Schwarzenneggar, Jerry Seinfeld, Stephen Colbert, Colin Powell, Martin Luther King Jr, MC Escher, Lewis Black, Mitch Hedberg, Bruce Lee, Richard Pryor
And of course:

My Blog

An Important Message For EVERYONE

It's time to say what I fucking should have said months ago. So here it is.Jillian Berry, my last ex girlfriend, is a total slut not worthy of me, my time, my money, my heart, or anything else I could...
Posted by Zeus, The Metal Sage ~ NYDM/PADM East Prospect on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:37:00 PST

Mind Of Menstealia

Isn't anyone sick of Carlos Mencia yet? I can tell you that after watching Comedy Central for more than a half hour, that I am. On an almost CONSTANT basis, we are reminded of his new season with almo...
Posted by Zeus, The Metal Sage ~ NYDM/PADM East Prospect on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:14:00 PST

Zeus's Guide To Sunglass Shopping At Rest Stops

Greetings gentle reader. I'm Zeus. Proud writer of such guides as: "Zeus's Guide To Grocery Shopping", "Zeus's Guide To Dressing Like A Human, Not A Walking Bag Of Douche", and "Zeus's Guide To Shutti...
Posted by Zeus, The Metal Sage ~ NYDM/PADM East Prospect on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 06:29:00 PST

Hostel Part II: The Review - Enough Is Enough!

Absolutely awful. What started out as a half-assed attempt to be "edgy" turned into an even more half-assed attempt to be "deep". Unlike Eli Roth's other two films "Cabin Fever" and "Hostel", this seq...
Posted by Zeus, The Metal Sage ~ NYDM/PADM East Prospect on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:42:00 PST

My Night Of Hell

I was going to come up with a more clever title, but I'm too hungover to fucking care at this point. So I suppose I should reveal the insanity of two nights ago shouldn't I? Things started with work. ...
Posted by Zeus, The Metal Sage ~ NYDM/PADM East Prospect on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:54:00 PST

Poem For Father's Day

F-Day PoemScott 'Zeus' Christian6/17/07Tis a day to celebrateA man who gave us lifeHe is a man, tall and greatA man that's strong and wiseThree cheers to you, oh dad of mineThough we may have foughtTh...
Posted by Zeus, The Metal Sage ~ NYDM/PADM East Prospect on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:09:00 PST

Aesthetics Of Hate

This is an important blog entry to me. It started in a bulletin, and now I'm adding it to my blog. Posted below is an article on the death of Darrell Abbott. Below that, is my email to the writer.AEST...
Posted by Zeus, The Metal Sage ~ NYDM/PADM East Prospect on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:24:00 PST

The Most Important Blog EVER!

I think I really need to say this. And say it I will. Over the years, I've met and interacted with tons of people. With each interaction, I find new things to love, new things to hate. So, with those ...
Posted by Zeus, The Metal Sage ~ NYDM/PADM East Prospect on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

America Is Spinning Down The Drain

Welcome back to my mind. I have alot going on here so please, take a seat, or for you satellites, two or three.First off, how stupid of a nation are we? Judging by personal experience: Ungodly Stupid....
Posted by Zeus, The Metal Sage ~ NYDM/PADM East Prospect on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST

I'm Back

This entry is being written on my Tv using my Wii. It's a pain in the ass but hey, some sacrifices must be made.So, I'm fuckin back. More updates soon.
Posted by Zeus, The Metal Sage ~ NYDM/PADM East Prospect on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:16:00 PST