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FROM BATTERSEA DOGS HOME.......THEY FOUND ME IN THE STREET WHEN I WAS A PUP..THEN I MOVED WITH MY HUMAN FLATMATES....THEY GOT ME...I THREW UP ALL OVER THE CAR 'TIL WE GOT HOME......NICE START!!!!
NOW....I'VE STOPPED THROWING UP....I SNIFF AND EAT A LOT..-------------------------------------------------------
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I LIVE IN PRIMROSE HILL-NORTH WEST LONDON WHERE I SNIFF DOGPEES AND DOGPOOS EVERYDAY WITH LOVE AND PASSION ------------------------------------------------------------
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I LICK A LOT...FART A LOT! I'M COOL!!! I AM A LAD!!!
------------------------I BURP TOO QUIETLY --PATHETIK!-------------------------------------------------
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I HAVE A CRUSH ON A BITCH SHE IS A GREY-HOUND..BRANDY ..SHE LIVES IN CRANLEY NEAR GUILFORD....SHE IS A BIT TALL FOR ME......I AM HER LITTLE MONGREL!!! RRRHHGGG...---SO I GUESS " WE ARE SEEING EACH OTHER!!" THIS IS WHAT HUMANS SAY WHEN THEY JUST WANT TO HAVE "FUN" WITH A LADY OR ELSE.... .-----------------------------------------------------------
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I AM A BIT ILL THOSE DAYS...BUT IT'S OK!! DON'T SMOKE NEAR ME..I AM ON VENTOLINE!! 500 ML A DAY!
IT COMES FROM FRANCE THIS IS MY DUTY FREE TIP OF THE DAY!( 3 EUROS THE BOX INSTEAD OF 30 POUNDS IN UK) PASS THIS ON....TO OLDER DOGS OWNERS.-----------..WHO FIND HARD TO USE THEIR LUNGS LIKE I DO ....--------------------------------------------------------
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I AM NEARLY 16 YEARS BY THE WAY....MY BIRTHDAY IS IN FEBRUARY...MY HUMANS GOT ME 9TH FEB 1991 ...FROM BATTERSEA DOGS HOME...I MUST HAVE BEEN ABOUT 1 YEAR OLD THEY SAID...SO I HAD THE SAME HUMANS FRIENDS FOR NEARLY 15 YEARS...A LONG TIME IN DOG YEARS..THEY ARE OK!
THEY WASHED ME A WEEK AGO...ME NOT HAPPY AT ALL...MY BODY SMELL WAS TOP! ------------------------------------------------------------
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I AM A REALLY HAPPY DOGGY...
I GET DOUBLE WALKS AND DINNERS COZ I AM A SHARED DOG!
I HAVE 2 HOUSES!ONE MAMA AND ONE PAPA..I ALSO HAVE A COUNTRY HOUSE AT MY PAPA'S MAMA IN CRANLEY NEAR GUILFORD...WHERE YOU GO BY TRAIN..BUT I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE TRAIN...MYBE I'LL SNIFF YOU IN CRANLEY...
I SLEEP ON MY 2 BEDS AND SOFAS IN BOTH OF MY HOUSES
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YOU CAN SEE ME IN PRIMROSE HILL EVERYDAY...MY MUM SIGNS LANGUAGE TO CALL ME...THAT REALLY LOOKS STOOPID!
OH YES I FORGOT...I AM CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A FULL TIME GIRLFRIEND...OR MAYBE A GIRLFRIEND FRIENDS..JUST TO HANG OUT...MORE IF SHE LIKES ME A LOT..I AM HALF PRENCH....AVEC L'EXTRA PETIT QUELQUECHOSE DE MEGA MIGNON ET L'HALEINE QUI TUE SA RACE SOYONS MODERNES!
WELL...I LOVE LADIES...BITCHES PARDON MY FRENCH!.......----------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------.I AM GAY AS WELL...BUT..WELL...I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE PUPPIES....MAYBE....WE HAVE BEEN THINKING PUPPIES......WE'LL SEE...MAYBE ONE DAY....I HAD 5 IN THE PAST ( PUPPIES I AM TALKING ABOUT)
THEY WERE REALLY CUTE...BUT THE RESPONSABILITY FREAKED THE HECK OUT OF ME...WELL...I AM A MAN! animal layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com music / movies
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