2012 Olympics- 4 years to go and im already puking |
Elvis is dead. He died the day he was made to sing 'Hound Dog' on TV to a dog.
Whose idea was it to have 'Scouting for Girls' play their one hit wonder piss weak 'indie' hit 'Elvis ain't ...
Posted by AnDrew on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:34:00 PST |
The Night I saw Syd Barrett in LA |
THE NIGHT I SAW SYD BARRETT IN LA - (work in progress)
Maybe I'd heard to many stories of Sunset Strip in its heyday. Perhaps it should have been renamed Sunset Strop in reality.
But the night...
Posted by AnDrew on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:24:00 PST |
Jesus and Satan get the chatroom bug |
All was as usual in chatroom lobby 35 when two visitors arrived....
Skitty_aus: hi room!
Angel_with_big_tits: entered the room
Blarney_m_drunk: entered the room
Jigglymcnips: left the room
Big...
Posted by AnDrew on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:44:00 PST |
win up to 20% of my earnings! |
I have been let down at the last minute on a contract position and need employment to keep me from turning into Raskolnikov.
This is a pledge to help anyone who ends up being the first port of ...
Posted by AnDrew on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:37:00 PST |
A question for film/movie buffs (or geeks if you're American |
Are there any exceptions to these rules?*
* - as defined by me at four in the morning
1. Films / Movies about male heterosexual friendship
involve:
Scams, double crossing, frat party idiocy, p...
Posted by AnDrew on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:11:00 PST |
AUDIENCE MEMBER FOUND ON MYSPACE! full story! |
A Man, who had shown no sign of an ulterior motive on a popular internet site might be the subject of investigation for the FBI.
Mr D Petit (31) of Limoges, France was yesterday labelled ...
Posted by AnDrew on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 05:49:00 PST |
great CVs of our time |
Dear Sir or Madam, Being as I have been, unemployed for a very long time indeed, here are some quotes from my friends to help you make a decision on my eligibility for the position: yours faithfully
T...
Posted by AnDrew on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:52:00 PST |
Why I won't be going to see the R*ll*ng St*n*s |
Why I wont be seeing the R*ll*ng St*n*s
However much I love that they are still doing it in their sixties and despite my immense disquiet at the lack of any suitable heirs to the greatest white expo...
Posted by AnDrew on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:05:00 PST |
Jesus and Satan arguing about music in a chat room |
It Was business as usual in chat room lobby 34 when two unexpected guests entered....
Skitty_aus: hi room!
Angel_with_big_tits: entered the room
Blarney_m_drunk: entered the room
Jigglymcnips:...
Posted by AnDrew on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 05:40:00 PST |
On Tom |
I wonder what it's like to be Tom, I imagine him languishing out in Silly Cone valley with hordes of myspace groupies camped outside his office begging him to do them, like they've finally found...
Posted by AnDrew on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 04:37:00 PST |
