You may think I'm prissy since they call guys like me a toy. I'm just a regular dog but I WILL kick your ass if you touch my nails. I'm messy, I snore, I get food on my beard, I love to howl and I love to fight. I like them lady lumps but I've sniffed a guy's crotch or two. I'm a part time security guard, full time secret agent and will occasionally star in international action movies under an assumed name- I can't tell you what it is or I'd have to kill you! I might strike a pose to make a quick buck. Some people find me charming. I'll piss on your leg just for fun.
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I'm a fighter pug, a soldier and a warrior. Check out one of my matches, but remember, first Rule of the Fight Club is, you do not talk about the fight club!
