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Frank the Tank

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About Me

This is my FAVORITE commercial. Everytime it comes on I bark for about 30 minutes searching every room in the house looking for the dang birds. It's great...My name is Frank. I was born on May 29th, 2006. I love being bad, and chasing my cat friend through the house, but she usually just chases me right back. I like cheese. It makes me fart, and I like wait until my mommy's laying down all ready to fall asleep, back up into her face, and let one rip. YEAH!

My Interests

I like being an asshole. Seriously. That's what I do. Mom takes me out for a half hour b/c I have to poop, but I don't do it out there, I wait until she's given up, then we go inside and I do it there. If I can reach it, I chew it. It doesn't matter how many chewies or toys she gets me, it's all part of my being an asshole. My new nickname is "you little asshole!". I love it. I smile when they say it.

I'd like to meet:

All animals, all humans, and if you're lucky, I'll hump you in the face. I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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Music:

What's music?

Movies:

Any Movie where there's a human right up on the TV, then I'll bark at them. Or movies with a doorbell, that always makes me crazy.

Books:

Any. I'll chew them all.

Heroes:

Evil Clyde.

My Blog

WHY!?!?!

So, I got neutered yesterday. I came home today, and what did I do, immediately start humping the giant purple floor pillow I love. My mom got me fixed to stop all this. Everybody keeps telling me it'...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:38:00 PST

Sweet Success!

So my Mommy put up a gate to keep me from getting at my favorite treats (daddy's cat, Daisy's poop...it's so delicious, I think I'm addicted!). She did this about 3 months ago. I've been trying to get...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

I know I'm skinny

Alright.... I sent out these great pictures (I'll get everyone eventually, I have a lot of friends). I'm getting a lot of comments and messages about being skinny. I know, I'm a pug, and I'm supposed ...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:07:00 PST

Puppy Bath

I had my first grooming visit today. We went to PetsMart and it went really well! It seemed to take forever, though. I was there for an hour and a half. I'm a baby dog, it shouldn't take that long! I ...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:52:00 PST