My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. I am 7 years old (49 in dog years) and weigh 225 lbs. I live in NY with my mom, dad and sister Gisele the Yorkie. I have a brother, but he lives in Tempe.
I eat 12lbs of food a day, I drink 3 gallons of water a day and I drool buckets. I enjoy clearing the room with my toxic gas -- it is legendary.
By-the-way, as of 3/1/2008, I am the new spokes dog for FreshPets.com ... I'll keep you updated with my celeb status.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Max Mastiff
Birthday: May 31, 2002
Birthplace: Missouri
Current Location: New York
Eye Color: Caca Brown
Hair Color: Fawn / Black
Height: 3.5 Feet / Over 7 Feet Tall standing up
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Pawed
Your Heritage: Canine
The Shoes You Wore Today: Meat Paw
Your Weakness: Pig Ears
Your Fears: Baby Gates
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Bed a hot bitch
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Woof
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta Poo
Your Best Physical Feature: I have big paws
Your Bedtime: 9:30pm
Your Most Missed Memory: Suckling on one of my mom's 8 nipples
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds - they give out dog cookies at the drive up window.
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No, but my poo steams in the winter
Do you Swear: Never
Do you Sing: Yes -- wooo wooo wooo
Do you Shower Daily: No, monthly
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No, but I did have a private trainer.
Do you want to get Married: No, I'm a dog.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes... look at me... I'm a BIG!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, I did when I was a puppy.
Do you think you are Attractive: Absolutely... everyone always tells me at the dog park.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: I'm afraid of thunder
Do you play an Instrument: Squeeky toys
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: By accident
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Sentinal to fight heartworms & fleas
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, but I go to the dog park twice a week.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I eat 2 pig ears a day
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I have hot dogs on top of my kibble+canned food
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but i have taken many dumps
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes -- at the beach with my sister
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes - toys from my sister.
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes -- my face got bitten -- needed staples.
Ever Shoplifted: Not on purpose, my dad paid for the toy I tried to smuggle out of Pet Smart
How do you want to Die: With a bunch of bitches
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A watch dog
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan... I think I'd be big in Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brindle
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 8" -- I love the little dogs!
Weight: 10 lbs
Best Clothing Style: Naked, well, with fur.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 - Sentinel (heartworm/flea protection medicine)
Number of CDs I own: 2
Number of Piercings: None, but I am chipped
Number of Tattoos: None, but I do wear a 32" leather collar
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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