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Jords

Nasty - apparently

About Me

I live in Brighton, in a flat with Louis, Richey and my cat
At sussex uni studying film.
I like Pete and Davids face
and pictures of people taking a drink
The words Crud and rank
Doing Duets with David when Im wasted, mainly think twice
Not doubting the hought
Actually doing duets with panda as well
The way people look when they have a tinnie in their hand
I like it in pictures when people have a funny arm or face
I like changing the words of popular songs to make them about Louis.
and then all the usuals like going to the pubs, clubs and parties
Oh I really hate my mouth it gets up to all sorts of dodgey shit when Im not looking
I'm going traveling in the summer which I'm very excited about :)
Oh, and I'm moving to london in August as well
My all time favourite quote
Old Drunken Hag in Pub: "Have you ever seen a badger?"
Me: blank face
Her again: "In the flesh?"
Me: "Erm.. No"
Her: "Thats a shame, I've always wanted to meet someone who had seen a badger"
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My Interests

Louis
Fritz (The Nose)
Friends
Music and Films
Traveling
Cooking
Mario
Sleeping
Pubs, Clubs, Parties
Buying clothes and shoes
Gossiping :D
Commenting on how Indian David looks
Making up songs about Louis or the cat
Looking things up on wikipedia

I'd like to meet:



My Cronies

Lou

Dee Dee

Davy

Sarah

Panda

Pete

Shelly

Plum

Barnaboir

Nurse

Katie

Charlie

Emma

Richey

Niall

Toybox

La Maison Derriére

Dom

Alfie

Teeks

View All Friends

Music:

Siouxsie and the Banshees
The Cure
David bowie
Joy division
The Smiths
The Clash
New york dolls
Depeche mode
The Damned
The Doors
Zounds
The Adverts
Sex pistols
Prince
Motley crue
Buzzcocks
The Pixies
Alternative TV
The Distillers
The Knife
Billy Idol
The Boys Next Door
Combichrist
Sneaker Pimps
Kate bush
Queen Adreena
Fischerspooner
Robots in disguise
T-Rex
Ladytron
A Perfect Circle
Metric
Freezepop
80's matchbox B-line disaster
Crass
Bauhaus
Smashing pumpkins
The Undertones
Adam and the ants
The Jam
Sting and the Police
Lou Reed
Duran Duran
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Pink Floyd
Skunk Anansie
Placebo
A.F.I

Movies:

Almost famous
All about Eve
Mildred Pierce
The Big Heat
Double indemnity
Me Without You
Requiem for a dream
Labyrinth
Cry Baby
Gilda
Drop Dead Fred
Pretty In Pink
Pink Flamingos
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Blue Velvet
The Godfather
Ed wood
True romance
American history X
Igby goes down

Television:

Queer eye
Hollyoaks
Ready Steady Cook
Date My Mom
Dog Borstal
Dexter
I'm actually quite sad I love all the house programs (place in the sun, escape the country, house doctor)
Then all the antique programs (Flog it, cash in the attic, antiques road show)
All the cooking programs (Daily cooks, Saturday Kitchen, anything on food channel on sky)
And all the clothes ones as well (10 years younger, how to look good naked, what not to wear)
Then all the really embarrassing "I'm really hairy", or a virgin or old or fat type affairs
I'm actually a mum. I watch so much rubbish. Thats not even naming all of the stuff I watch...

Books:

Junk
Doing it
To kill a mockingbird
Handmaids Tale
1984
Mine boy
Picture of Dorian Gray
Brave New World
The Bell Jar
Brideshead Revisited
Roll of Thunder
The Colour Purple

My Blog

Last Day of my Holidays

So today is the last official day of my half term or whatever. I've had four weeks off and its going to be so strange going back. No more waking up whenever I want, no more sitting in my dressing down...
Posted by Jords on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

bit mushy

Louis and I have been together for 2 years today and its still great.I feel so lucky to have him and to have found someone so perfect. I know 2 years isn't particulary a long time when we live for so ...
Posted by Jords on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:04:00 PST

New House

So Im sitting in my new house, with Iron Butterfly blaring out, only about 6minutes in, glass of wine in hand, kitten about to pounce on the laptop cos apparantly thats what kittens like to do..Having...
Posted by Jords on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:53:00 PST

My Birthday

Right, here are the long awaited birthday pictures. They aren't in order so you can't see the progression of drunkness. Some are deleted due to my ugliness, some are too bad to put up. London friends ...
Posted by Jords on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 01:48:00 PST