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J Cloth - [T4H]

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About Me



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God, so I can get my money back.

Music:

Duran Duran, Dethklok and Ween

Movies:

Pretty much anything with violence, zombies and/or titties in it.

Television:

Flight of the Conchords, Weeds, Battlestar Galactica, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

How to Win Friends and Influence People

My Blog

My new DJ night-Wednesdays in Guelph

That's right. Guelph's best looking DJ is back with a new night at the dark (and easy to pick up chicks at) Underground in downtown Guelph. Spinning great retro, new wave, disco, dirty rock, electro a...
Posted by J Cloth - [T4H] on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:49:00 PST

RIP: Hooch, Norse God of Fur

Today Hooch, the Norse God of Fur, was laid to rest. A sad day for all who knew the deity.R.I.P.-My furry Fuhrer.
Posted by J Cloth - [T4H] on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:02:00 PST

I got hit by a car.

So I was walking to a Dr's appt. It's raining lightly. Enough that it's a pain in the ass, and the office is a further walk than I had expected. I'm about 100 metres from the office and a car p...
Posted by J Cloth - [T4H] on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 03:28:00 PST

Fucked up week. Some good. Some bad. Some amazing.

Good news. Shows are selling well. Bad news. I had kidney stones. Hurt like fuck. Pissed out a rock the size of a rice krispie (bubble for aussies). Hurt! Great news. No more Buttertits. ...
Posted by J Cloth - [T4H] on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:31:00 PST

My final haircut!

It's game over for my hair.  So long! I'm a skinhead now. Anyone seen Kyle?
Posted by J Cloth - [T4H] on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 04:36:00 PST

Horrorpops

Saw the Horrorpops tonight.Long story short.... It was like seeing an old cover band playing their last show.Lame in between songs.Terrible band introductions.Bad crowd interactions.Lame references to...
Posted by J Cloth - [T4H] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Constatine....Wouldn't mind my 2 hours back.

Yes I know Keanu Reeves sucks, but he's like a train wreck.  Seriously I think I've seen every single movie he's ever been in. I like movies with Zombies, angels/devils, and shitty actors in them...
Posted by J Cloth - [T4H] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sort of like seeing the virgin mary in your corn flakes.

I had a nugget of poop today that looked like the millenium falcon. Rejoice!
Posted by J Cloth - [T4H] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vegemite is the devil

Last night I tried vegemite for the first time. Wow is that stuff gross. It tastes like burnt rubber and feet, and has the consistancy of drive way tar. I ate a spoonful of it almost threw up. Goo...
Posted by J Cloth - [T4H] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sat May 21--Planet Smashers & the Slackers moved to Hamilton

It is with great regret that we have a sad story to tell that has a good ending. Sunday morning Sellout was contacted by the people that run Black Box Studios. They wrote us to inform us that the ...
Posted by J Cloth - [T4H] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST