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PACKMAN

Ever notice that a fart smells like you opened a bag of chips?

About Me

I LOVE LIFE AND EVERY THING THAT COMES ALONG - SCREW THE CRYBABIES!

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Thank you for your submission! This entry has been added to Merriam-Webster's Open Dictionary:

packaphile (noun) : a person who partakes in the act of enjoying modern comedy and or stand up comic Aaron Packard

Are you packaphiles ready for the comedy styling of Aaron Packard?
Submitted by: PACKMAN from Massachusetts on Jan. 31, 2007 13:38

Heroes:

I HAVE TOO MANY TO LIST

My Blog

do you or don't you

Hey Packaphiles - HAPPY VD, That's Valentine's Day to you. Hope you planned well or else you could be suffering from VD. Whether you are celebrating it or not, you can still be happy that it only come...
Posted by PACKMAN on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:41:00 PST

Shut the Hell up already!

Some of you like it, some of you don't and most just are in shock. Shut the hell up about Anna Nicole Smith already. Are you really surprised that she is dead now??? I for one hope she can rest in pea...
Posted by PACKMAN on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST

damn family curse

Jebus H Christmas! I have bloggers block. I was asked by a fan if I had stopped. No, just have been pouring effort of writing into my comedy material. I have a solid 20 minute routine, with more in re...
Posted by PACKMAN on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST

Slur or Not to Slur - that is the beef!

Grey's Anatomy actor Isaiah Washington got into a world of trouble last week for twice using a homophobic slur F*g to describe cast mate T.R. Knight, who was not pleased. Neither were gay and lesbia...
Posted by PACKMAN on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST

Decompression

Fuck Fucketty Fuck Fuck! Ok, I got that out, just my way of venting. How mature, how vulgar! The first time I heard that word  vulgar- I was in 4th grade and my teacher said it to me after dropping a...
Posted by PACKMAN on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:09:00 PST

Blue Monday

Last night on the news, they mentioned that Monday January 22nd was called Blue Monday- NO SHIT! They said that it a case of the blues post holiday season. Because we have bills, broken resolutions, a...
Posted by PACKMAN on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:01:00 PST

Dropping the kids off...at work!

What the fuck is up with people! Ok, I do take a dump at work, nature calls and I go. However, I was taught some public bathroom etiquette when I go as to not offend or gross out other users. I do not...
Posted by PACKMAN on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:56:00 PST

I think, therefore I am just another opinionated man

Comedy, as subjective and opinionated as the views of religion and politics. What a god damn farce sometimes I swear. The opinions expressed in these blogs do not always reflect those of the masses - ...
Posted by PACKMAN on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:35:00 PST

I am living a dream, come along!

So my friends and homies, I am not living just any dream, I am living MY dream. I invite you, all of you, you and your friends, oh and tell their friends too - to come along for the laughs, the suppor...
Posted by PACKMAN on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST

I Will Tell You What IS Next!

Where are you when you get most of your creative thoughts, your great ideas? For me, I get my best ideas in the shower or in the car. Some people get there ideas on the shitter or in bed...but where e...
Posted by PACKMAN on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:04:00 PST