Crying, snuggling, opening cans of whoopass!, rice pudding, doo wop (listening to and singing), Taking Back The Night, hair pies, high tops, redbone coonhounds, wrestling, filmmaking, Manowar, riding shotgun, shooting shotguns, learning Pennsylvania Dutch, Dutch ovens, Dutch Blitz, and making love.
Other champions.
I am in sixteen bands, including: Gibbon (southern rock), Arts vs Crafts (scenester), Testikill (metal), Floater (new age), Cabbage Destroyer (bluegrass), Oska Hyjr (authentic viking), Scro-T (krump), Mothsloth (death metal), Peep Poop (experimental), AM Wood (adult contemporary), Teabag (hobo folk), Bone Wielder (solo trombone), Ebonica (electronic new wave), Penny Spender (children's a cappella), Hairy Nilsson (coverband), and Hairy Gibbon (coverband of one of my other bands). I also participate in Stomp performances.
Yes I make movies. Funny you should mention it. Currently in production are a few IMAX 3D films (family friendly), an adult softcore (nudity), and a documentary on my amateur wrestling career (extreme nudity).
Trailer Park Boys
I only read while on the throne.
Chief Sohcahtoa, Lyle and Eric Menendez, Evil Counts, Pied Pipers, basset hounds, Oblio and Arrow, King Friday, King Diamond, King Vitamin, JD Sumner.