After they cancelled my show (Gus's Magic Birthdays), I decided to take a new direction and joined a Plymouth Triad gang as a getaway driver. After marrying into the family, I was soon promoted to hitman and eventually took over when the old Master died in a tragic and unexpected accident involving a chainsaw and tumble drier.
Despite doing well as the boss of a vast criminal empire, I am still bitter about the way I was treated by the TV network. I will have my revenge!
And to all of you who remember the happy bunny I used to be, please don't judge too harshly - you'd be evil too after years of having someone's hand up your arse.
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