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GRAND MAGNIFICENT

DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES, WADE IN GORE!

About Me

I AM A THOUSAND FOOT HIGH BLOOD GOD WITH A BODY MADE ENTIRELY FROM GOLD, MY BIG STRONG ARMS END IN CRYSTAL HAMMERS WITH WHICH I CRUSH THE UNWORTHY.

My Interests

HAPPYNESS

I'd like to meet:

18 Yr OLD AFRICAN TWINS WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM.

Music:

JUNGLE

Movies:

SOLARIS - EVILDEAD

Television:

whydontyouturnoffyourtvgooutanddosomethinglessboringinstead.

Books:

BYZANTIUM ENDURES, THE LAUGHTER OF CARTHAGE, JERUSALEM COMMANDS, THE VENGANCE OF ROME.

Heroes:

I AM WEASEL.

My Blog

Pep Rally Bloodbath At Cannibal Camp! chapters 1 - 7

Pep Rally Bloodbath at Cannibal Camp! A Sho Nuff Sequel Chapter one - The world according to Rosie O'Donnell Madonna smirked as she leaned in toward the long bathroom mirror and applied a thick...
Posted by GRAND MAGNIFICENT on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

Hunting Season

Two whisky and cokes into the party and I'm bored enough to drop my guard and engage one of the hostesses in conversation. I had thrown out a psychic net five minuets before and had just pulled back t...
Posted by GRAND MAGNIFICENT on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:56:00 PST

The Magnificent Thing.....a return to London part 1.

Wednesday November11th 2009.04:47 AM. I woke up with a start Piecing together subtle half conscious clues and mentally pinpointing my location.  Something had woken me, raised voices in the corr...
Posted by GRAND MAGNIFICENT on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:57:00 PST

A Fear Of Holding Hands. (part one.)

Just before I go to sleep, In that time between my waking mind winding down and the potentially abstract oblivion of sleep and dreaming there exists a third state of consciousness. In this state my mi...
Posted by GRAND MAGNIFICENT on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 06:24:00 PST

Sho nuff bloodbath at fuckyall saloon!

Sho nuff bloodbath at fuckyall saloon! Sheriff Lautrec shifted his weight and lent back causing the wooden chair to creek alarmingly under his weight. Despite his diminutive stature he was still h...
Posted by GRAND MAGNIFICENT on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 05:12:00 PST