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Jean

I am Howard Moon!

About Me


Hello!

My name is Jean and I am a boy with a willy and everything, ok!! That sorted, I shall start.

I live in Devon in a town called Newton Abbot, near Dartmoor, where I went to University and now work as a volunteer ranger, occasional farmer and in a pet store. I was brought up in the nearby town of Brixham - the home of seagulls, smelly fish and inbred fishermen all called Bernard. I went to school in Torquay - the home of Fawlty Towers and fucking tourists. I then moved to the slighly less smelly town of Newton Abbot, to live with my friend Jim(in a non-sexual way).


I enjoy walking, music, art, wildlife, drinking cider and having my heart broken. I also have an unhealthy obsession with dogs (of the canine variety) and can often be found picking up poo at the local animal rescue centre.

I spend most of my day working for a Uk pet superstore chain being in charge of the tropical dept looking after all my little fishy friends! I am currently working like a nutter to experience something i have lacked for many years......cash!

Have a nice day!


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My Interests

Music, art, animals, tropical fish, the outdoors, the number 47, drinking and such stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Edmund Blackadder, Baldrik, Father ted, Richard Sharpe, Rincewind the wizard, people that are happy, relaxed and easy going, and a girl thats not a paranoid, jealous, self-obsessed psycho!....there has to be one out there somewhere!!

Sarah Chalke...a bit of a fitty!!
Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Robin 78% The Flash 70% Superman 65% Iron Man 65% Green Lantern 55% Catwoman 55% Supergirl 48% Wonder Woman 38% Hulk 35% Batman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Music:

Biffy clyro, weezer, jack johnson, mark costa, jimmy eat world, death from above 1979, fugazi, ffaf, faith no more, gorillaz, pj harvey, idlewild, inme, michael jackson, lenny kravitz, oceansize, amplifier, the mars volta, marmaduke duke, muse, the magic numbers, the postal service, planes mistaken for stars, snow patrol, 65 days of static, fightstar, silverchair, seafood, shed seven, this girl, and you will know us from the trail of dead, system of a down, the kooks, the feeling, the killers .

Thomas the tank engine vs 50 Cent!


Movies:

Panda Sneezes



Fancy a spot of hunting?!

Television:

I tend to find television is a waste of my life so dont watch much, although am a big fan of my classic comedy such as Father Ted, Only fools and horses and Blackadder.Also a big fan of more recent British comedy like Spaced and The mighty booch!

Books:

Terry Pratchett and Bernard Cornwell books. Also anything non-fiction and interesting to exercise my mind. However, again i find reading also a waste of my life!

Heroes:

Oliver force,
Steve Irwin - A lost legend.
Blackadder - Britains finest!
Captain Jean-Luc Picard - The coolest bloke to have ever been called Jean!
Simon Pegg - A comedy Genius!


~A Lovely Quiz~
Name: Jean
Birthday: 1st May 1981
Birthplace: Swansea
Current Location: Newton Abbot
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, except when I crack one off
Your Heritage: Half English, half French (Please dont hate me!)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Regatta boots
Your Weakness: 23, TVs/computer screens/bladders
Your Fears: Ending up alone and despised
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a life and job I like and survive another year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "To be honest/TBH"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh hang on, I don't use the right hand for that...
Your Best Physical Feature: My left ear
Your Bedtime: Around 8 pints of cider
Your Most Missed Memory: Being able to watch TV and play computer games
Pepsi or Coke: Don't mind as long as it's got Jack Daniels in it
MacDonalds or Burger King: Depends which one's nearest at the time
Single or Group Dates: Dates...? GANG BANGS!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck that, give me JD!
Chocolate or Vanilla: JD!
Cappuccino or Coffee: JD!
Do you Smoke: Only when I'm pissed or dumped
Do you Swear: I swear...to honour and obey the 47
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, and I sing in there too!
Have you Been in Love: Yes...I think so. :S
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, got pissed a LOT
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, if you're offering! It'll only break up after a week anyway!
Do you believe in yourself: I don't lie to myself if that's what you mean..?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, I get Emotion sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: Only in candle light, if the candle is held by a blind person...and it's not lit.
Are you a Health Freak: I like to stay alive, thats about it!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes - I don't see them much!
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, they make the dog PISS!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: DUH
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah, probably
In the past month have you been on Drugs: SAY NO TO DRUGS, KIDS!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Oh yes, a very nice girl she is too!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I'm not a Yank, thanks.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck off did I!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, I leave that to the Iceman
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, that was last month OK!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope - not THIS month!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nothing that wasn't Jim's, which doesn't count
Ever been Drunk: DUH AGAIN!
Ever been called a Tease: Eh?
Ever been Beaten up: Once, a long time ago
Ever Shoplifted: ...Dave made me do it...
How do you want to Die: I'm not going to, so there
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A monster
What country would you most like to Visit: I'm happy with Devon thanks. Sod all those other shit countries.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Not fussed, as long as it's not all over the body.
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Healthy looking - not too skinny, not obese.
Best Clothing Style: Anything that's not CHAV style. Hate those skanks.
Number of Drugs I have taken: One or two... SAY NO TO DRUGS, KIDS!
Number of CDs I own: Shitloads
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One: My past.
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