Why I Miss The Eighties |
I used to write a column for antiMUSIC.com called "2 Cents with Chuck DiMaria". Here's a piece I did for them. Hope ya like it:Why I Miss The EightiesYou know, the eighties are more popular now than...
Posted by Chuck on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST |
It's been a long time.... |
Where, oh where has Chuckie-Luv been?Don't you hate when life grabs you by the scruff of the neck and shakes you like you just made amess on the brand new carpet? That's kinda what I've been feeling...
Posted by Chuck on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:47:00 PST |
What MySpace Has Taught Me |
..Just some of the things I've learned on MySpace:- It's not enough that you have to have a good job and a good car, now your MySpace page has to be cool as well, or else you'll never get laid.- MySpa...
Posted by Chuck on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST |
Being "In Love" & Being "In Like" - An Essay |
The Definitive guide to Loving & Liking
When you're in love, you listen to every word. When you're in like, every third word will do just fine.
When you're in love, you'll let it slide.&nbs...
Posted by Chuck on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:50:00 PST |
Porn To Be Wild... |
You know what? I like porn. I do. I really, really do. And I'm pretty sure porn likes me. (True, it doesn't always return my calls, but it's probably busy...) You know what I like about porn...
Posted by Chuck on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:12:00 PST |
There Goes The Freakin' Neighborhood |
You know something? Everyone says I don't act my age. And that's good, because who the hell wants to do that? But there is a pretty blurry line separating not acting your age, acting like a child a...
Posted by Chuck on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:36:00 PST |
Hey, Bartender!! A round of Silver Shooters over here!! |
Ok, enough of this introspective stuff...let's drink:I call this one the Jose Cuervo Silver Shooter. In a shaker, add:ice2 parts Jose Cuervo Silver Tequila1 part CitronSplash of Triple SecSplash of S...
Posted by Chuck on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:43:00 PST |
Damage Control |
When did it happen? When was the damage done?Was it the first time you got your heart broken? The last?Was it when you finally figured out that you were going to actually have to die someday?Was it ...
Posted by Chuck on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:48:00 PST |
Things Guys Wish Dolls Knew |
Ok, here's the thing when it comes to Guys & Dolls: Men are stupid. (Yeah, I said it.)
Now, before the boy nation gets their collective speedos in a twist, let me just play this one out, kids.
Gu...
Posted by Chuck on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:56:00 PST |
New Drink: The Malibu Strip Tease! |
You know, I don't really drink all that much. Usually, it's the occasional glass of wine with dinner and that's it. But to be honest with ya, I'm tired of being sober. And, in light of my current f...
Posted by Chuck on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:25:00 PST |
