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Lady Clare

Millions of Meaningless Objects Appear

About Me

I have been known to find humor in other peoples misfortune. Especially if it involves falling into rivers. Such mishaps make me laugh, and laugh, and laugh some more.



Some people study the Bible.
I study the Bible, The Torah, The Koran, The Baghavad Gita, The Tao Te Ching, Aleister Crowley, Eliphas Levi, and of course, the Planets and the laws of Physics.

Some people watch the news before they go to bed.
I read Edgar Allan Poe before going to bed.

I am the proud owner of a plastic box of paper clips.

My Interests

Generally, I am interested in many things.

I'd like to meet:



Friends are important, whether they are real or not.
At least, that's what I tell myself.

Music:

Soothes the savage beast.

Movies:

Can be good.

Television:

Is over rated.

Books:

The Storyteller

Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall Down
The Angel of Rydele
The Man and the Fish
It Is Possible
Co-Author of the Lamia VE series

My Blog

I Smell Peaches

Clare TurpenI Smell Peaches I lay awake staring into the darkness. My pointer finger ached and my head throbbed. Today had been another long, frustrating day at the office. I heard the mundane tickin...
Posted by Lady Clare on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

The Demon Dance

So tonight I was hunting for a story I wrote a couple of years ago about people walking out of cauldrons (yes, it was supposed to be somewhat silly). Do you suppose I could find it? No. Of course not....
Posted by Lady Clare on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

The Computer Room Bandits

They left us alone againWe're tired of their shenanigansWe played with our toys-And chased our tails.But the minutes dragged on-And still they weren't home.We moved into the living roomAnd broke out t...
Posted by Lady Clare on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:12:00 PST

On a Sunny Afternoon

The world evolves, it shrinks and growsThe people we knew, they're all dead now.So how can it be that so much has changed?On the outside it seemsNothing of the past remains.I turn on the news, and I s...
Posted by Lady Clare on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:48:00 PST

It's Mine

Justina awoke with a start, and sat up straight, staring into the darkness. Her pupils expanded searching for light in the dilapidated house. An eerie howl from a distant wolf broke through her foggy ...
Posted by Lady Clare on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

Another Installment of Lady Clare's Dictionary

Yes, it's time for another delightful "Clareism". I've noticed that over the past week a new word has entered my vocabularly, and whereas no one has actually come out and corrected me, I know the word...
Posted by Lady Clare on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

Equation

I.I am tired. I feel worn down. My body runs on exhaustion, adrenaline fuels my engine. My teeth feel gritty from all the coffee I've been drinking. I should brush my teeth again. I think I just did, ...
Posted by Lady Clare on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:39:00 PST

Landscape Immemorial

The icy sting of harsh winter wind burns my face. The iridescent glow of the sun blinds me. I pull my parka closer, hiding beneath the feathery layers. A desert of snow stretches before and behind me....
Posted by Lady Clare on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:26:00 PST

Hollywood Washington

Disclaimer- I wrote this with a friend of mine who doesn't have a computer. Who wants to go to the amusement park? We've got beautiful weather, it's a weekend. It'll be like going to Disney land.To st...
Posted by Lady Clare on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST

Lady Clare's been kidnapped...

Ha!Aedina here. So it seems I've hacked into your good friend Lacy Clare's page. Oh yes, I've also kidnapped her. What? Do I sense confusion? Delightful! Lady Clare will now be habitating a cage on my...
Posted by Lady Clare on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST