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Joey Strange

There's Nothing Like A Trail Of Blood To Find Your Way Back Home

About Me

Hello cyber monkies!
My name is Joey and I play the bass.
The bass is pink.
You love it.
I play said bass in a band called Patchwork Grace ... Which is pretty mint! It gets me out of the house and means I get to spend most of my time with my 3 best friends, Tori , The Gunn and Cripple D and get to travel all round the country playing gigs and meeting new people.
We recently played a short tour in Germany which I believe, in my short and limited travels, is the greatest country full of some of the greatest people (and food) on planet earth!
As I normally have nothing better to do with myself I'll usually return all of your messages/comments/abuse so don't be afraid to send them! Also, don't be afraid to come and talk to me (or the rest of the band for that matter) at gigs, we're just normal people too!!
Click the pic to see what the band are up to right now...
You can purchase our award-winning debut album from HMV online by clicking the cover below.
Go on, you know you want to...
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My Interests

Doll steak, test meat.

I'd like to meet:

The Grohl

Music:

My favourite albums include the following...

TrashLight Vision, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Ramones, Blink 182, Bowling For Soup, Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13, Robin Fucking Black, DIP, Teenage Casket Company, The Loved Ones, Motley Crue, Two Minute Warning, New York Dolls, The Erotics, SIGN, Patchwork Grace, The Dangerfields, The Offspring, Kiss, Engerica, Bob Dylan, Queen Adreena, The Sweet, Bon Jovi, Green Day, Johnny Cash, Slade, Nirvana, Butch Walker, T. Rex, AntiProduct, Sum 41, Sassy Scarlet, Danger Danger, Disarm, Sack Trick, The D, Sex Pistols, Marilyn Manson, Rayen Belchere, Ky Anto, The Living End, The Pleasures, Zen Motel...

Movies:

Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Land Of The Dead, Diary Of The Dead, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Sweeney Todd, Pulp Fiction, Evil Dead, Natural Born Killers, Benny & Joon, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Ed Wood, Secret Window, The Hamiltons, Fight Club, Ocean's 11, Road Trip, Welcome To The Jungle, Evolution, House On Haunted Hill, Rock 'N' Roll High School, American Pie, Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, The Ring, The Ring 2, The Grudge, The Exorcist, Seven, House Of Wax, Strange Days, Saw, Sid & Nancy, Monty Python Films, Gangs Of New York, Road Trip, Psycho, Rambo, Rocky, A Clockwork Orange, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Dr. Phibes, School Of Rock, Hot Fuzz, Idle Hands, The Rutles, This Is Spinal Tap, Return Of The Living Dead, The Creature From The Black Lagoon, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Halloween, Back To The Future... That'll do for now!

Television:

The Simpsons, Monty Python, Deadliest Catch, Bad News Tour/More Bad News, Mythbusters, Top Gear, Johnathan Creek, Happy Days, The X Files, Scrubs, Family Guy, Fawlty Towers, The Munsters, Malcolm In The Middle, South Park, Jackass...

Books:

Books I have perused include the following:
'Poison Heart' by Dee Dee Ramone
'CASH' by Johnny Cash
'The Dirt' by Motley Crue
'The Heroin Diaries' by Nikki Sixx
'Pet Sematary' by Stephen King
Kurt Cobain's journals
'My Scrapbook' by Tubbs
'Roger's Profanisaurous' by Viz
The Ampeg 2007 catalogue
Lots of Roald Dahl books and many, many more.

Heroes:

Rob Lane

Jamie Motherfuckin' Delerict

Acey Slade

Jaret Reddick

Nikki Sixx

Bruce Campbell...
Hail to the king, baby!

Vincent Price

Colonel Sanders

My Blog

I’m Quite Happy

I have a new house.I have Jack Daniel's.I'm watching my favourite film.And I'm stealing one of my new neighbours' internet connections.I wonder who it belongs to?xxoo
Posted by Joey Strange on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:34:00 PST

Hmmmm.....

So Iceland is also going bankrupt.Apparently 200,000 Brits have savings accounts with Icesave (one fo iceland's biggest banks) and have been told they can't withdraw money from said accounts...
Posted by Joey Strange on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:22:00 PST

This Halloween I Think That We Should Be Together...

Just for old time's sake.I wanna hear you scream just like you used to do when we were only thirteen...What are you doing this Halloween??WRONG!This is what you're doing this Halloween...Starring:Patc...
Posted by Joey Strange on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:58:00 PST

This Came As A Bit Of A Fucking Shock!!

So here I am.Me, Joey Strange, your humble friend and narrator, bass player of Patchwork Grace, sat at home on my PC in deepest Nottingham.Imagine my surprise when I discovered that I'd actually ...
Posted by Joey Strange on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:08:00 PST

The Good Book

The Bible.The biggest selling book of all time.Find it in the 'Fiction' section of your local library.Everyone in the whole world knows The Bible is a web of lies. A book based on lies upon lies upon ...
Posted by Joey Strange on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:07:00 PST

I Am Confused

Yes, I am confused.I am confused about one thing in particular. I've been trying to get my head round it for some time now and it really just doesn't make any sense at all.What am I confused about?Nic...
Posted by Joey Strange on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 02:45:00 PST

Today

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Posted by Joey Strange on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:24:00 PST

In Memorium

If my calculations are correct then I believe it's exactly one year to the day since TrashLight Vision played their last ever show at Esquires in Bedford, UK.To mark the occasion I will be mostly list...
Posted by Joey Strange on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:30:00 PST

You Know What Pisses Me Off...

People who drink tea with "half a sugar"It's simple, you either have sugar or you don't, make up your mind and stop fucking around!!Also, people that say "I like my tea really strong with three sugars...
Posted by Joey Strange on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:11:00 PST

Munch

Munch is an awesome word! I tried to write a blog four or five times tonight and kept getting rid of it.I wanted to write something but I had no idea what.This time I found something to write about, s...
Posted by Joey Strange on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:37:00 PST