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Mr Barfly

As Orville lies motionless, keith hears a voice Leave him, he`s not worth it

About Me

PLEASE DON..T BOTHER ADDING ME UNLESS YOU, a)KNOW ME. or b)ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO TALK TO ME. BANDS, PLEASE MESSAGE ME BEFORE ADDING ME & PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THE KIND OF MUSIC I LIKE, IF YOU ARE DANCE/HIP HOP/BOY BAND/GAY WANKY CHART TYPE BAND. FUCK OFF!!!! I..m 36 & live with my fiancee, cathy. i run my own joinery & glazing business. After 20 years of watching live bands, i still get goose bumps when going to see another one & it always makes me feel like i am 18 again. In the late 80..s, early 90..s, i used to be a mechanic for British 125cc & 250cc motorcycle racer, Rob Orme, these were some of the best days of my life, whilst i was with him, he won a couple of british 125cc championships, & also won the 125cc race at the "North west 200" road race in Northern Ireland. That was probably the best race in my time as his mechanic, going over there & showing local hero, Robert Dunlop how it should be done. Out of 6 races that day, Rob was the only non Irish winner, the party was so good, that we missed our ferry home, which was 2 days after the race. Alternative About Me..s Cathy writes: i leave loads of dirty under pants and socks on the bathroom floor Lee The Pro Groomer writes: hi my name is craig..my faveourite thing is my space and wearing socks on my private parts..i love live music especially opera and i adore bally....im a social recluse with a insanley big beard..im hoping to get in the guinness book of records for the biggest number of internet grooms with a man with a big beard...and id also like to move to the moon..where id set up a clam farm and listen to the mighty dip...and i would take dip man with me as he is my gay lover (he wears a helmet)i drive round on a big arm chair with a 500cc motor bike engine on it..it is of rob ormes winning bike..i ust to fix it and when i stopped spannering for him..well his feet fell of and he gave me the engine..so now i drive round on that hitting old ladys with my bagpipes..because im scottish you see.so that meens i live on haggis..o and clams..so send me a message or drop me a line PLEASE BE MY FRIEND IM SUCH A HAIRY GIRL..EXCEPT FOR THE SOCK COCK THING...... Nick(aka Roxy) says what can i say about the Mr Barfly!! hes cool as FooK wears a Sook in his Cook I wanner crawl up his beard n give him a big snogg cos i think hes groovylishious!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: craig
Birthday: 18 february 1971
Birthplace: Helensburgh(Scotland)
Current Location: Ilkeston(England)
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: What hair!!!!!!!!!
Height: 5.. 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue "Vans"
Your Weakness: Tescos Strawberry cheesecake!!!
Your Fears: going deaf(no more music)
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To learn how to use my computer properly, instead of just using it for the internet
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: F*cking alarm clock
Your Best Physical Feature: I..ve been told that it..s my arse
Your Bedtime: when i..m tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Any of my mum When she was alive
Pepsi or Coke: they..re both rancid
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: they..re both rancid
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Hell yes
Have you Been in Love: I am
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Average
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Train driver lol
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not fussed
Favourite Hair Color: not fussed
Short or Long Hair: not fussed
Height: who thinks of
Weight: these stupid
Best Clothing Style: questions
Number of Drugs I have taken: not telling
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i don..t regret anything
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You Know You're British When....
Be very proud to be British because...Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
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My Interests


.. You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


100%

Goth


30%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


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Emo


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Trendy


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Skater


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Prepy


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What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test some of my photographs

I'd like to meet:

the man who invented power tools, he made my job a lot easier, aerosmith(greatest band on earth), lance armstrong, the w*nker who stole my motorbike(10 years on & i..d still break their arms), the w*nker who stole my car & set fire to it(3 years etc etc etc). my mum(becuase that would mean she was still alive)after 19 years i still miss her as much as when she passed away. Brawl For It All Tour 2006 - The Erotics, Teenage Casket Co & Patchwork Grace. Back Row L-R, Spike(tcc) Danny Gunn(pwg) Jamie Delerict(tcc) Mike Trash(the erotics) Joey Strange(pwg) Billy Belaire(the erotics)Front Row L-R, Johnny Riott(the erotics) Laney 74(tcc) Rob Wylde(tcc) Me(merch, roadie, photographer) Crip(pwg) Tori Trash(pwg)/FONT ..!..!

Music:

AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Blitzhoney, Buckcherry, Crystal Kicks, DIP, Faster Pussycat, Green Day,Guns n.. Roses, Hardcore Superstar, Izzy Stradlin, Metallica, Patchwork Grace, Poison, Pretty Boy Floyd, Teenage Casket Co, The Almighty, The Black Crowes, The Cult, The Dangerfields, The Dogs D..Amour, The Erotics, The Quireboys, The Rolling Stones, Skid Row, Thunder, Ugli,Vain, W.A.S.P,

Television:

the simpsons, futurama, king of the hill, beavis & butthead, american chopper, the 4400, taggart, pimp my ride.

Books:

anything by, ian rankin, john grisham, harlen coben.

Heroes:



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My Blog

Call me a Cunt if you like!!!

1:: Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.2:: Am I lovable?3:: How long have you known me?4:: When and how did we first meet?5:: What was your first impression?6:: Do you still think that w...
Posted by Mr Barfly on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:49:00 PST

This August....

looks like being the highlight of the year.2 weeks touring with The Erotics, on our days off we will more than likely watch "Bad News" & "More Bad News" on a continual loop, we shall also shout "R...
Posted by Mr Barfly on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:36:00 PST

Faster Pussycat @ Rio`s, Leeds

You know the score by now, steal them, but credit me. Pictures of Enuff Z Enuff, Bullet Boys & Gypsie Pistoleros to be added soon. Thanks    ...
Posted by Mr Barfly on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:41:00 PST

Deathstars / Mortiis / Isolysis @ Intake Club

Intake Club, Mansfield, Notts. As usual, feel free to take my pics & use them as you feel free. But if possible, credit me. Thanks, Craig xx More pics being added throughout the afternoon. Deathst...
Posted by Mr Barfly on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST

Pictures from the pit

Wednesday13, Rock City, Nottingham. ...
Posted by Mr Barfly on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST

TCC & The Erotics - Brawl For It All 06(pics)

Ok, it`s taken me too long to do this & this is just a taster of things to come. Pictures from The Brawl For It All Tour 06 When i stop being too busy & too lazy, i will get loads more on here...
Posted by Mr Barfly on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST

Too cool for you.

These people are too cool for words ...
Posted by Mr Barfly on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:52:00 PST

Patchwork Grace, Main stage @ Rock City

As usual, with all of my pics, feel free to take them & use them as you wish, just let people know where you got them. Enjoy, Craig. ...
Posted by Mr Barfly on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:52:00 PST

Questions

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: » I committed suicide: » I said I liked you: » I kissed you: » I lived next door to you: » I started smoking: » I stole something: » I was hospitalized: » I got into a fight and ...
Posted by Mr Barfly on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:30:00 PST

Brawl For It All

All the photos on this blog were taken by me, you are welcome to steal them if you want, just credit me for them & if possible leave a link to my myspace page. Thanks, Craig. Thursday May 4th The ...
Posted by Mr Barfly on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:09:00 PST