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Mark0

Anything Jesus can do I can do better

About Me

Hello, I'm Mark.
I created this profile with purely good intent, however I have used it mainly for evil: I created the AIDS virus with Myspace and have also used it to plan the build of at least two fully operational Death Stars. As well as this, I look at photos of girls with it.
I live in Nottingham, and spend most of my time pushing buttons with flashing LEDs and pointing microphones at teen punk bands and singers who think they're Bono/Jeff Buckley/Alanis Morrisette. Theyre not.
Sometimes I pick up a guitar myself, sling it casually over my shoulder and rock the living fuck out of whoever is watching. If your ears dont feel like they're being attacked with a breadknife then it's not loud enough.
My interests are solely limited to the creation and prolification of music and I shun any and all other activities, like paying council tax and eating.
Don't think this statement means that you can't talk to me about something that isn't rock-related. I mean I probably wont answer you with much more than a reluctant "Bah" but I do appreciate the occasional new friend. Just no uglies please.

My Interests

I like to pluck the hairs off of a peach, one by one...

I'd like to meet:

Bass Players. Right here and now. I mean it. Bass me the fuck up. Now.

Music:

Let's not list every CD I own, huh? The ones I keep going back to year after year are:
Nirvana Biffy Clyro Antihero Utoxator Deftones Colour Of Fire Sigur Ros Twist Verbena Mclusky The Dresden Dolls Jeff Buckley Vex Red Bush Locus Of Control Idlewild (before they started licking balls) My Vitriol Keiko 35 Seconds Easyworld Feeder(up until Yesterday Went Too Soon) Yourcodenameis:Milo The Apache Foreskin Disaster Reuben Vaux Dive Dive The Used Martin Grech Diego Garcia Muse(circa Showbiz, no later) Radiohead Serafin Kinesis Danny Elfman KT Tunstall
There are bands I'd like to erase from history. here is a sample:
The Beatles The Arctic Monkeys The Libertines The Strokes The White Stripes Hard Fi The Super Furry Animals the new Idlewild The new wave of new wave, garage rock, To be honest, about 90% of bands beginning with 'The'
But hey, if I'm wrong then tell me. I probably wont reply to your farce of an opinion but I'm willing to hear it all the same.

Movies:

Anything involving John Cusack, Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, or Gandalf.
The Nightmare Before Christmas, Twelve Monkeys, 28 Days Later, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Grosse Point Blank, Kill Bill, Akira, This Is Spinal Tap, loads more.
I dont know enough about film to talk about it intelligently. In fact I rarely dislike a film which I'm told is a bad thing. But screw you. I liked it.

Television:

I dont really remember much about real TV. My freeview box only lets me watch TMF and E4+1, which means I get to see One Tree Hill and The Pussycat Dolls 24 hours a day. Woop.

Books:

I never learned to read.

Heroes:

All my hereos think I'm a dick.