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istvan

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About Me


frivolous, highly opinionated dumbass that no one takes seriously.

My Interests


machu
eschatology, time travel, duality, alternate dimensions, emulator n00bing, paranoia, syzygy, easter island, moon phases, cosmos, ambiguity, public domain, laughing at everything, forests, oceans, eclipses, sinbad's standup comedy, mark kermode film reviews, repetition, monotony, randomness, chaos, absurdism, plants, walking, being alone, human rights, sleeping, freedom

I'd like to meet:


no one.

Music:



pretty much anything recorded between 1967 ~ 1973, muslimgauze, phil collins, kraftwerk, bowie, secret chiefs 3, cameo, jimi, tiny tim, prince, stevie wonder, sly stone, fela kuti, ralph vaughan williams, jg thirlwell, can, magma, swans, TG, ennio morricone, portishead, john fahey, FMP records, zappa, nine inch nails, serge gainsbourg, dj screw, slayer, boredoms, k-rino, electric miles, velvet underground, pil, rahsaan roland kirk, melvins, geto boys, beefheart, convicts, dr. john, nick drake, ice-t, augustus pablo, war, PUBLIC ENEMY, jk broadrick, roger troutman, isaac hayes, eno, michael jackson, the kinks, nirvana, james brown, alice cooper, the ex, pink floyd, wu-tang clan

Movies:


ANYTHING by ken russell, r. kelly's TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET, kindergarten cop, POINT BREAK, terminator 2, office space, cloverfield, blues brothers, lindsay anderson, coming apart (1969), the ORIGINAL black christmas, john carpenter, urban cowboy, bill and ted's excellent adventure, THERE WILL BE BLOOD, die hard with a vengeance, ghostbusters, all akira kurosawa movies, all kubrick movies, most woody allen movies, APOCALYPSE NOW, holy mountain, scarface, RAVENOUS, amores perros, caligula, cruising, robocop, last action hero, waterworld, all the original disney movies, first blood, the exorcist, hitchcock, 12 monkeys, M, the rocketeer, JACKYL's 1993 home video compilation, groundhog day, GINGER SNAPS, the wizard of oz, GASPAR NOE, who framed roger rabbit?, the warriors, the indiana jones movies, DAVID CRONENBERG, wayne's world, total recall, city of god, some takashi miike movies, the silence of the lambs, grease 2, BULLY, the wizard, PIXAR, JAWS, dog day afternoon, a nightmare on elm street, heat, the mack, aliens, blade runner, maniac cop, ed wood, taxi driver, F FOR FAKE!, dogville, eraserhead, the night porter, cruel intentions 2, kwaidan, EQUUS, razor blade smile, deliverance, beat takeshi, the battle of algiers, the texas chainsaw massacre (tobe hooper), falling down, kinsey, children of men, reality bites, the sandlot, the omen, cannibal the musical, the remains of the day, leon the professional, before sunset, street trash, BUS 174, diabolique (1955), seven, westworld, candyman, metropolis (1927), 28 weeks later, network, shrek, star trek: first contact, jurassic park, this is spinal tap, rosemary's baby, three o'clock high, metallica: some kind of monster, jacob's ladder, i come in peace

Television:

SAVED BY THE BELL, FULL HOUSE, twin peaks, carnivale, joss whedon, married...with children, beavis and butthead, liquid television, looney tunes, batman: the animated series, old nickelodeon shows, LOST, curb your enthusiasm, MATT GROENING, aeon flux, man vs. wild, everything trashy and utterly worthless on mtv

Books:

UNDER THE VOLCANO by malcolm lowry, ulysses by james joyce, pale fire by nabokov, huckleberry finn by mark twain, watchmen by alan moore, akira by katsuhiro otomo, nausicaa by miyazaki, moby dick by melville, the zanzibar chest by aidan hartley, THE ONION, palestine by joe sacco, i, claudius by robert graves
PKD, borges, lem, kafka, cormac mccarthy, roald dahl, anthony burgess, little nemo, edward gorey, maruo suehiro, eisner, dave sim, chris ware

FUCK HARRY POTTER

Heroes:

the only two ALs that matter.

"AL fuckin' TOMIC"

"Al Bundy"

My Blog

the new indiana jones movie...

is beyond bad. it took george lucas and and steven spielberg 19 years to come up with some fucking ALIENS? and WHY is anyone going after the crystal skull in the first place? why is the character of...
Posted by istvan on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:33:00 PST

he who WAITS...

...gets what he deserves! no use beating around the bush: I GOT A TICKET FOR TOM WAITS!to top it all off, its a good fucking seat too! i guess i should just throw in the fact that this is tom's first ...
Posted by istvan on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:43:00 PST

DISS graced

NANCY GRACE GETTIN' IT IN THE FACE!...
Posted by istvan on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:22:00 PST

hillary clinton is fucking insane

even though i hate politics and i hate discussing political issues, i have to ask: is she fucking mental? can ANYONE in their right mind think of a better and quicker way of FUCKING UP every...
Posted by istvan on Mon, 05 May 2008 02:29:00 PST

unbelievably funny...

there is absolutely no commentary that i could possibly add that would make this any funnier. thanks ashley......
Posted by istvan on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:52:00 PST

4 minutes (that youre never getting back)

you know, it seems like there is no end in sight as to how much madonna is willing to sell herself off as someone who still matters in the pop world. let's forget the fact that she's been D...
Posted by istvan on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:04:00 PST

so awesoooooooome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy4lxKv0ncE TOTAL LOOP WARFARE, EPIC NESS MAGNIFIED TEN THOUSAND FOLD THE END OF TRUTH...
Posted by istvan on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST

unholy altar of carpenter sacrifce

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHgeTAhNXbQ dahk-NESS....
Posted by istvan on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:36:00 PST

on some straight up middle earth shit

i went walking last night and i was going through a forest and "stairway to heaven" by led zeppelin came on through my headphones and just as i was about to turn the other way onto the street, i notic...
Posted by istvan on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:49:00 PST

a c c

arthur c clarke died today.  he was 90.  * sigh * 
Posted by istvan on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:33:00 PST