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Megan aka Saffy

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About Me

Wife, mother, great thinker of our time. Democrat, ex-party girl. Make-up, MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES!! FOOTBALL, TV, Buffy, Reality Shows ( yeah...I know, but they are like crack) Listen to my Podcast!! Dork DeJour ..

My Interests

Make-up Movies ( especially Indies, and Documentaries) Politics ( I wear the blue!) TV MAC cosmetics KNITTING ( especially ARAN) Photography Writing Football!!

I'd like to meet:

I like normal people. Everyone has a story, and John Q Public always has a sordid little tale to tell!!
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Music:

I am very, very ecclectic. I like everything from Cheesy Hair Metal to Moby and back again.

Movies:

The Godfather 1& 2 ( Number 3 does not really exist), That Thing You Do, Ong-bak, LAYER CAKE, Harry Potter, Gone With the Wind, Anchorman, Farenheit 9/11, The Corporation, Kill Bill 1&2, Pulp Fiction, Kung-Fu Hustle, Supersize Me, Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control ( I love Erroll Morris), Spellbound, Mr.Death, Bowling for Columbine, Control Room, Anchorman ( again...I ate a Big Red Candle), Old School ( ok anything with Vince Vaughn, I even liked Clay Pidgeons) STAR WARS ( The Phantom Menace did not exist) , CHICAGO. I also like all old movie Musicals. Sword and Sandals movies own! I like so many films it would take me all day to write them down. ROCKY! ROCKY!! GO SEE DREAMGIRLS and 300!! JOHN WATERS OWNS MY WORLD!!!

Television:

My name is Megan, and I love Law and Order. Yes, Law and Order in all it's incarnations is the very glue that holds my life together. Reality TV, although worthless crap, is enjoyable worthless crap. Bo Bice was ROBBED. DEADWOOD you C*ckS*ckers! Six Feet Under, SATC, The Sopranos, Queer Eye ( I want to dress Jai up like a Bunny and put him on my mantle), Queer As Folk, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, Firefly (Whedon is my lord and savior...lol) ROME, ROME, ROME..." Large Penis is Always Welcome!" The Office and 30 Rock. NFL Football PROJECT RUNWAY!!The Tudors

Books:

Harry Potter...all of them. A Natural History of the Senses, The Tipping Point, Blink, Freak-a-nomics. The Sandman, The Vampire Lestat, The Crucible, The Biography of Benjamin Franklin, My Life ( Clinton Auto Biography), Mama Day. James Joyce " The Dubliners". Bram Stoker's " Dracula", Frank O'Conner, and Faulkner. OH and DAVID SEDARIS!!!

Heroes:

Brian Westbrook, Women in Congress, Atia of the Julii, John Adams, The Suffragettes, The Stonewall Rioters, Harry Truman, Dr. Martin Luther King,JFK, RFK, Abigail Adams, FDR, Eleanor Roosevelt, and everyone American who said " Oh Yeah..well FUCK YOU!!" and changed the country.

My Blog

Last Night Around 1 am

There was someone staring into my window.Unfortunately for us both I was awake and workingonline. I looked at him and he actually waved at me.Walked away, came back and looked in my window again. So I...
Posted by Megan aka Saffy on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:21:00 PST

In Honor of the American Entrepreneurial Spirit

For the past 3 days my 5 year old has stood in front of our house for at least 45 minutes and tried to sell " Authentic Texas Rocks" to neighbors, delivery people, and random cars. The first day of he...
Posted by Megan aka Saffy on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:46:00 PST

Upon my Last Day of Class at UHD.

What a bitter-sweet feeling. On one hand I am excited that I am graduating. I had a long, hard haul but I finished. I don't think anything in the world can compete with the feeling of accomplishment. ...
Posted by Megan aka Saffy on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST

The One Where I Kvetch about My Hair

I am a woman of Non-Color. Sure, I delude myself when I stand next to my husband. Next to a natural redhead I look absolutely sun drenched. In real life, however, I am kind of ass-white. Unfortunately...
Posted by Megan aka Saffy on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:47:00 PST

My Dad

People often say to me : " Megan you are one ass-kicking bitch" and I say " yes I am an ass kicking bitch...thank you for noticing!!" Then they ask me " How did you become such an ass-kicking bitch?" ...
Posted by Megan aka Saffy on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:28:00 PST

If you want to lose complete faith in humanity

Go to an Easter Egg hunt. HORRIBLE people bring their overgrown mouth breathing children who plow over my petite five year old to get eggs filled with twix.TWIX your trashy Bitch? You had to bring you...
Posted by Megan aka Saffy on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:18:00 PST

My Shit List for Today

Maxim Every year, Maxim in its wisdom decides to tell us the masses who are the unsexiest woman in the world. Besides being a soft core bible for date rapists who live vicariously through others, it ...
Posted by Megan aka Saffy on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:23:00 PST

Idol Chatter

Um...Lennon McCartney?! Reallly? Let the Massacre Begin!Megan:Ok so..Sayiesha...murder by melismaDmann:Sayisha, the perkiest black girl since Lisa on SAVED BY THE BELLMegan:It's all so soap commercial...
Posted by Megan aka Saffy on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:59:00 PST

Don’t tell me about the "Good Ole Days"

Because honestly, they sucked. I am studying 20th century history...it's not good! 1918-ww1 killed 116,000 soldiersThe FUCKING FLU killed 600,000 Americans-mostly under the age of 18.1 in 4 women died...
Posted by Megan aka Saffy on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:59:00 PST

Teh Gheyest Amearican Idle EVAH.

Random Statements from the Megan -Joe viewing of American IdolPaula's hair looks like the 70s hit her in the head.Menard sounds like it should be French for shit.When they play this song, Cheese Whiz ...
Posted by Megan aka Saffy on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:59:00 PST