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About Me

Wish I could say a thing.

My Interests

I enjoy a bowl of cereal to accompany each of 6 meals per day, and I like Jammin out, Shredding, Shutting the fuck up as an inherent obligation to our species, Jamming Jams, shredding Drums, Alien Abductions, The great pyramids, Bosnia, Shredding, drinking coffee tea water n whiskey, Jamming and smoking, smoking and shredding independently of one another, incompetently skating while shredding cigs, breaking spells and Enchanting the walls.

I'd like to meet:

Lucifer, Pandora, Queen Elizabong, Thoth, the Doctor, Black Lectroids from planet 10, Venus, Gandalf, Loki, Prince

Music:

Art Blakey, Nile, Sonic Youth, MBV, New Order, Joy Division, Lou Reed, X, Black Flag, Mission of Burma, BARR, Narrows, Bruce Springsteen, Shellac, The Jam, Ponies, Stab City, Fugazi, Gun Club, These Immortal Souls, Nick Cave, Lydia Lunch, Stooges, Bowie, FederationX, Charlie Parker, Mingus, Arcade Fire, El P, Pharcyde, Mastodon, Digable Planets, Jay Z, Yo La Tengo, The Clash, Pretty Things, Small Faces, Big Business, Big Black, Ultravox, Magazine, Michael Jackson, Prince, Wives, Can, Thin Lizzy, Middle Class, Magma, The Fall, IHYWYP, MC5, Pretenders

Movies:

Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension, An Inconvenient Truth

Television:

Dr. Who, Torchwood, Wonder Showzen, Ren & Stimpy

Books:

Walter Jon Williams, Robert A Wilson, Crowley, Lovecraft, K W Jeter, Phillip K Dick, Dickens, Carl Hiassen, James Elroy, Chales DeLint, Neil Gaiman, Oscar Wilde, James Joyce

Heroes:

Buckaroo Banzai, the Doctor

My Blog

long year

the year 2007 was possibly the best and worst year of my life. mostly it was the best. last night i decided to leave the committee on the basis that i am a free agent whose duties have now been fulfil...
Posted by ash on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:25:00 PST

fe/male

pete is half asleep on the couch across from me. parts of pete i.e. his stubble reflect absolute BOYness. on the other hand his sense of fashion and self awareness are somehow feminine traits apparent...
Posted by ash on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:28:00 PST

sand inn my Is

eleventocks past eleven and i can't find it in my mind to wake up. i slept without socks,and while they're no doubt drying still- i couldn't stay abed without a pillow on my feet. sleep i surrender un...
Posted by ash on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:18:00 PST

subject

when i sing loudly, driving ina car or elsewhere, it feels like i'm freeing my emotions. i do not know that this is the case, for i know myself to behave emotionally out of mind. i don't believe i'd h...
Posted by ash on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:51:00 PST

someone

somewhere somehow stunning seems suprised suppressed still sunning summons smiles special spirit she says, sassy slithers sparks so super,-facial sinning stork started spun sloppy sleepy, made sound s...
Posted by ash on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:02:00 PST

p ooter...

puterpewterpinschpolepartpooorpyeplanpurgatpprizepouncepunpl otpracticeplasterpastorpastorputureputterpewturefewpurrpeg.. .
Posted by ash on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:47:00 PST

infinitecimal point

if all goes as planned, tonight could be the last of my journey. i learned three things not to speak about, the later of which i already have. camping has felt just as fun in city as in the great outd...
Posted by ash on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:34:00 PST

courtesy flushing

i didn't mean fuck you, not you nor anybody else. i also didn't mean that thing aboutwell maybe i did. nanybody! nanybody? nanybody. lets jam
Posted by ash on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

none worth noting

What's a "gangster shit"?There aint no "gangster shit" it's just "gangster".Well then, whats a "gangster"?It's when you're a gangster, and you're taking a shit.
Posted by ash on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:52:00 PST

ground kontrol to major tom

I love living in the citycrabs crawlin on my balls;take your virtue pills. virtual helmet. rendered virtually usless.walls don't exist simultaneously here and there, unless they are old enough to have...
Posted by ash on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:10:00 PST