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About Me

i've been watching the suns games, making certain stuff, playing certain music, identifying certain birds, eatin hella tofu, certainly.

My Interests

skateboarding hard. david ellis. ...the cutest pez dispenser named clumsy worm: ..... width="425" height="350"

I'd like to meet:

rip snowflake and daymon waynes

Music:

middle class, joy division, xbxrx, new order, the sneeze, 400 blows, DEVO, fed x, black sabbath, iggy and the stooges, mission of burma, faust, gang of four, germs, rudimentary peni, urinals, screamers, foreigner, love, anomic suicide, maniac mansion on NES, my bloody valentine, josef k, beat happening, michael yonkers band.

Movies:

thrashin, harry & the hendersons, honey i shrunk the kids, home alone, my mom got me ghostbusters 1 & 2 box set. can you beleedat?

Television:

ren & stimpy, peewee's playhouse, nature, da ali g show, arrested development, MST3K, kids in the hall, freaks and geeks, pete & pete, home movies, strangers with candy, harvey birdman.

Books:

milan kundera. ram dass. primate literature.

My Blog

signs (the movie).

i just had an interview that went really well at a naturopathic doctor's office that is in an old house that's being converted for commercial use. it looks awesome and very serene. i hope i get to spe...
Posted by Aubrey on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:55:00 PST

joke corner

jokes with nonsensical punchlines:Q: What do you get when you cross a turd with a club security system?A: a croissant sandwich.Q: what do you get when you cross a dachshund with a mosquito hawk?A: a w...
Posted by Aubrey on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:48:00 PST

musicfestnw. sandwich.

so, i'm almost completely out of money, but i keep getting little bits here and there, which has been great. i realized that i don't need to worry too hard about conservation of it because shit will a...
Posted by Aubrey on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:38:00 PST

lizard sandwich

so i tried to write a blog when i first got here, but it didn't work out. i picked up the keys to my and ash's new place today. they forgot to charge me the pet deposit! idiots! i've been doing a lot ...
Posted by Aubrey on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:19:00 PST

car port sandwich

okay so it just occurred to me that any word followed by "sandwich" is really funny. here's another one: puke sandwich. which happens to also be a sweet band name. alright, so birdfur is now over. we ...
Posted by Aubrey on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST

running shorts sandwich.

so, i'm sitting at my yard sale right now. my house is such a bad place for it. i'm getting like no customers. i thought all my friends were coming, but only two showed. what the hell, nahmean? thanks...
Posted by Aubrey on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:38:00 PST

oh dyslexic dolphin

So, I've been rumaging through my rubbage bin of a mind to figure out what I need to figure out. Nahmean though?I've made plans to leave flagstaff on June 28th. I will meet my mom in phoenix and...
Posted by Aubrey on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

yo, it's so crazy.

the 7" is out! i drew our side. check it: i got a skateboard. i rode it today. it's pretty sweet. i'm gonna fall prolly. more to come........
Posted by Aubrey on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

oh shit, the suns won.

so that show last night went well. i played the tambourine on my head, and then regreted it later. because now it hurts. but i was just feelin it i guess.i'm so happy that this herbal shit i got worke...
Posted by Aubrey on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:52:00 PST

gobbeldygook.

i read that gobbeldygook word in one of corey's blogs and man, i tell ya. well, you know. i just realized i that i haven't written a blog in quite some time. we had our first birdfur show on turdsday...
Posted by Aubrey on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:51:00 PST