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Jay Em Dee

It is not lying when one keeps the truth to himself.

About Me

My name is James. I am a Cook in the US Navy. I am married to a wonderful woman who I would give up everything for. I enjoy watching Star Trek, and Family Guy. I work the Front Desk at the Navy Base. I am under orders to go to The USS Bulkeley in May. My wife(Jessica) graduates from The University of Rhode Island in May, and we will move to Virginia together. I am a fun loving person 49% of the time, and the rest, I am boring.Your results:
You are Chewbacca Chewbacca 74% Mace Windu 73% Han Solo 71% R2-D2 71% Lando Calrissian 71% Boba Fett 67% Qui-Gon Jinn 66% Darth Maul 65% Luke Skywalker 63% Darth Vader 60% Sure you're tall and hairy,
but you've got heart!
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You are Mr. Scott Mr. Scott 85% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 80% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 70% Chekov 70% Geordi LaForge 70% Deanna Troi 65% Will Riker 60% Worf 60% Uhura 40% Jean-Luc Picard 40% James T. Kirk (Captain) 30% Spock 25% Beverly Crusher 20% Data 13% Mr. Sulu 5% You are a fun-loving foreigner with an
amazing ability to get any job done on time.
Often described as a "Miracle Worker".
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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: I don't think I do, but Jessie says I do
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Depends
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Politicians
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: HELL YEAH!!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Think it sucks. I got enough problems, I don't care about other peoples problems
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: No
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: My mother thought I was
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: I dunno
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Yeah
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: No
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: I can quote lines from Star Trek
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Sitting on my ass at home, and enjoying the free time I have.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Yes
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Yes
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: I do, but it is hard to cinvince others to
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: How the fuck should I know
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: No
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Plenty of times
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: No
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: We gotta eat don't we?
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: January 13th, 2007
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Lefties Rule
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Nothing really
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": About 2 minutes ago to Jessica
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: yup, he works in Vegas with Elvis, and Kurt Cobain.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: No
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Scrambled with Cheese
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Not all of them.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: Mixed in with colored clothes
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 0922
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Numerous. It depends on Jessica's mood
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: FUCK NO!!!!!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: About 1/2 hr ago
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Showers
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: He's not???
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: No
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Right now... Coffee, and Nicotine Lozenges.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Creamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Yes
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: Once
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: I gotta be. Job Requirement
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: No
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Blue
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Monday Night
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: I am content with it.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: No ones really
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: No
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: No
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: Bass Guitar
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: No
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: Sometimes
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: No
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: No
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: Yes
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: Depends. two people who are compatible should be able to make it work, but two people who constantly fight about trivial shit, should not be together in the first place.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: No
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: Yes, and who the fuck is she to tell me I cant have one.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Pussy
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: No
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: No, but I am in Love with someone
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: The Burger King Commericals.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: No
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Slipknot
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My Interests

Model Building, web design, spending money, Harassing my girlfriend, sleeping, pooping, watching T.V. cooking, hanging out with the little friends that I have. Listening to music, Downloading music on my Ipod. Harrassing others, and just having a good time whenever possible.
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Star Wars


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Favourite Lightsaber? blue green red purple
Best Ship? x-wing fighter millenium falcon v-wing fighter TIE interceptor b-wing fighter pod racer slave I imperial star destroyer sand crawler
Sith or Jedi? sith jedi
Your Character yoda
Main Weapon charming good looks



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Favorite Band Black Flag N*Sync Tupac Slayer
Favorite Color red black silver white
Eye Color bloodshot black blue brown
Hair Color black brown blonde red
You are.... Alyster Crowley



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Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: Megadeth
Are you female or male:: Use the Man
Describe yourself:: Angry Again
How do some people feel about you:: Nomore Mr. Nice Guy
How do you feel about yourself:: Killing is My Business...And business is Good
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: Go To Hell
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: Trust
Describe where you want to be:: Syphony of Destruction
Describe what you want to be:: Prince of Darkness
Describe how you live:: Skin O My Teeth
Describe how you love:: Love You to Deth
Share a few words of wisdom:: I'll Get Even with You
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I am a very friendly guy. I dont care for celebrities though. I learn enough about them on VH-1 and MTV. I will talk to any one just as long as they dont produce a negative vibe amongst me, and my family. I got enough negativity in my life, I dont need anymore.

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SCARY SHIT- Friday the 13th, A Nighmare on Elm St. Halloween, Alien, Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolman, Silverbullet, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Childs Play, Return of the Living Dead, From Dusk til Dawn, Demon Night, The Hills Have Eyes, Night of the Creeps, Witchcraft, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, SAW, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Reanimator, anything w/ blood, guts, goreFUNNY SHIT- Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Cheech and Chong, Fast times at Ridgemont High, BEavis and Butthead do America, Dodgeball, Zoolander.Anything PIXAR, or animated. No chickflicks


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Television:

Sci Fi Channel, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Headbangers Ball, Uranium, King of the Hill, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Spongebob, Jimmy Neutron, Fairly Oddparents, MAD TV, Blue Collar TV, South Park, Alfred Hitchcock, Twilight Zone, That 70's Show, Malcolm in the Middle, WWE Wrestling,

Books:

Metal Edge, Revolver, Guitar World, Fangoria, WWE Magazine, Nickelodeon Magazine, Hustler, Fox, Cherry, Tattoo, PSM, Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Car and Truck, Weekly World News, National Enquirer, Game Pro Monthly, Metal Maniacs, Kerrang, Rolling Stone

Heroes:

Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Cliff Burton, Glenn Danzig, The Crimson Ghost, George Romero, Boris Karloff, Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp, Anne Rice, Michael Moore, Darth Vader, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Mike Judge, Stewie Griffin

My Blog

Thanks for the memories

It's been a while since I posted a blog that actually came from the heart. So I guess it is time to put one up now. My time in the smallest state in the Union has come to an end. On Saturday, I leave ...
Posted by Jay Em Dee on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:57:00 PST

Leave the dead dog buried, and dont revive it.

I am learning the hard way about how old memories can come back to bite you in the ass. I have finally after two weeks of struggling, fighting, and arguing realized that I need therapy. I spent 26 yea...
Posted by Jay Em Dee on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

Top 10 Vegas DO's and DON'Ts

I came up with a top 10 do's and don't's when going to Vegas. Hope you enjoy. DO: 1. Go see a Vegas show. They are worth the money, and are very exciting. Some shows hold nothing back. 2. Take lots ...
Posted by Jay Em Dee on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST

Vegas is soon

In one more day, Jessica, and myself will be heading to the land of Porn Conventions, The Star Trek Experience, Casinos, All you can eat buffets, and wedding chapels. Yes... Fabulous Las Vegas. We lea...
Posted by Jay Em Dee on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST

USS Bulkeley

After months, and months of waiting, and wondering. the word has come in tonight. As of April 1st 2007, I will leave this toilet called Newport, in the smallest state I have ever been in called Rhode ...
Posted by Jay Em Dee on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:07:00 PST

Shitty Customer Service in a Restaurant

Last night, me and Jessica went to Hooters in Warwick for dinner, and I noticed afew unworldly things about the crowd of people in this place. But let me first tell you that I have been to a Hooters b...
Posted by Jay Em Dee on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:41:00 PST

Relationships, and Religion in the Eyes of a Redneck Comedian

  ON RELATIONSHIPS!!!!! I have learned a lot about relationships since being married. I have been married 4 years, and I have put my wife through shit. For one, I hace learned, never start a rela...
Posted by Jay Em Dee on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:57:00 PST

Fear Factory

I am a little bored, and thought I would post some of my favorite Fear Factory Lyrics up here on my blog page. These songs here play a significance in my life, and I wanted to share them with my clos...
Posted by Jay Em Dee on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:11:00 PST

Cold and Lonely

I am so lonely right now. My girlfriend went to Virginia now to visit family and I am stuck in "Icecicle Capital of New England." I hate this place. I never thought Newport would be this shitty in the...
Posted by Jay Em Dee on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:18:00 PST

Misfits

"BRUISER" All I feel is pain it seems today A dark angel leads me to evil far beyond the grave Declares me a phantom demon I dont know It just cannot be defied At Hell this reflection stares a...
Posted by Jay Em Dee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST