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About Me

My Interests

- Co-founder of Team Typhoid!
- Feeding the goblin "uh..eh?"
- Good people
- Good times
- Going SWIMming
- Being Not Posi
- Guava Jumex
- Writing myspace profiles
- Aspiring A&R personnel, West Coast Division
- Diatribe staff writer
- Asking people to buy me merch
- Burritos
- Coffee
- Wine Enemas
- Supercontinents
- Philosophy
- Meandering discussions about b.s. psychological theories
- Night trips to the beach
- Being a harbor seal connoisseur
- Armadillos
- The illz
- Writing band bios
- Freestyle battles
- Graf
- Road trips
- Vodka
- And, of course, this:

I'd like to meet:

JENNY LEWIS.

Everyone I've already met. Heres why:
Kirsten: OMG
Kirsten: the most ridiculous, irrational fight over ranch dressing just went on under my window

Megan: can you drop scene tidbits in there too
Seth: oh i will for sure
Megan: "knowing that people shouldn't mix alcohol and asprin is about as important as having the new every time I die album"

Sam: how was the 666
Sam: mine was uneventful
Seth: yeah, mine wasnt that sick sick sick
Seth: just another day of devil worship and debauchery for the ol' sethry
Sam: ya man i think our normal days are a frat boy day of devil worship

Raul: damn
Raul: colorado girls are cute
Seth: lol yeah man
Raul: dude i think i might have been straight if i lived there

Rick: "he said he's gonna miss you like Kierkagaard missed God".. I mean, I can be reasonably funny sometimes

Chris: tell my swede to stop putting her clothes back on

Alex: im laying down and typing
Seth: ahh
Alex: but not in a fun way
Alex: its awkward

Laura: WELL IYES I DO WANT MY GODDAMN PACIFER
Laura: so ican barf like a ilitte kid
Laura: ijhgkjdhgjkdsngkjdsn

Seth: I think it's so funny that you call him a little shit head
Christine: He is, he just acts like a kid sometimes. Did I tell you his favorite thing to do is get a colonoscopy?

Michael: battling goblins and dragons and shit
Michael: and the occasional 30 pack of pbr

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Music:

- Converge
- Every Time I Die
- Discordance Axis
- Elliott Smith
- Feist
- Belle and Sebastian
- Electric Wizard
- Capitalist Casualties
- Death Cab for Cutie
- Rudimentary Peni
- Hot Cross
- American Nightmare
- Rilo Kiley
- High on Fire
- The Sword
- Mac Dre
- Modern Life Is War
- Cursed
- The Number Twelve Looks Like You
- Emperor
- Welcome the Plague Year
- Bayside
- Gasp
- City of Caterpillar
- Despise You
- Spazz
- Blood Brothers
- ELUCIDARIUS
- Grace Gale
- Signal to Noise
- Fear Before the March of Flames
- Bosnia
- The Great Redneck Hope
- 3oh3
- Pallida Mors
- Arma Silvicadium
- Her Candane
- Andre Nickatina
- Song of Zarathustra
- The End of the Century Party
- Horse the Band
- An Albatross
- Circle Takes the Square
- Some Girls
- Crestfallen
- These Arms Are Snakes
- Dahmer
- Birdflesh
- Imogen Heap
- Copeland
- Eisley
- The Academy Is...
- Minus the Bear
- Anberlin
- Breather Resist
- Underoath
- The Format
- Armor for Sleep
- For Dire Life Sake
- BATHORY
- Cradle of Filth
- Sigh
- Goatwhore
- Slayer
- Electric Wizard
- Noothgrush
- Suicide File
- Borknagar
- Vintersorg
- Blind Guardian
- Paramore
- The Rocket Summer
- Alkaline Trio
- The Get Up Kids
- Burzum
- Pg. 99
- The Faint
- Andre Nickatina
- No Le$$
- Plutocracy
- Agents of Satan
- Deadbodieseverywhere
- Crass
- Fuck on the Beach
- Black Mountain
- Graf Orlock
- Mastodon
- Boris
- Akon
- Ice Cube
- Rifleman Ellay Khule
- Shape Shifters
- Three 6 Mafia

Movies:

- Apocalypse Now
- The Squid and the Whale
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
- The Thin Red Line
- And
- No
- Other
- Films
- I
- Can
- Justify
- Enjoying

Television:

- Arrested Development
- Reno 911
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Six Feet Under
- The OC
- Asinine Dating Shows
- But I hardly ever watch TV, I get bored
- No, seriously, put me in front of a TV and watch what happens

Books:

- Foucault's Pendulum
- The Cantos of Ezra Pound
- Ulysses
- J.L. Borges' Collected Fictions
- The Waste Land
- Les Fleurs de Mal
- Gravity's Rainbow
- The Illuminatus! Trilogy
- Invisible Cities
- If on a Winter's Night a Traveler
- Decameron
- A Season in Hell
- One Hundred Years of Solitude
- The Crying of Lot 49
- Hopscotch
- The Master and Margarita
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- Book of Assassins
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
- Artificial Paradises
- Confessions of an English Opium-Eater
- Escape from Freedom
- Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
- Nevermind the Pollacks
- Count of Monte Cristo
- Beyond Good and Evil
- Thus Spake Zarathustra
- Finnegan's Wake
- House of Leaves
- Only Revolutions
- Panzer Commander
- Stiff
- Baudolino
- C.G. Jung's "Dreams"
- The Tripod Trilogy
- The Poetic and Prose Eddas
- Egil's Saga
- Vinland Sagas
- Tyr
- Heidegger's Introduction to Metaphysics
- W.B. Yeats' Collected Works
- Valis
- The Man in the High Castle
- Inside the Third Reich
- Neuromancer
- Faust
- Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
- Hilarious Illustrated Letters from My Pen Pals

Heroes:

My Blog

generic band dis-age, part deux

Firstly and formostly, let's be honest with ourselves. You probably clicked on this link with one of two theorems:Theorem the first: You thought I was about to start dissing dis-core music. You know, ...
Posted by Seth Amphetamine on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:18:00 PST

FoMoCo-No Go Fo' Raps, Yo!

Once again I find myself at the massive array of buttons, switches, pitch-shifters, and bubbling neon-green test tubes presented to me at the Myspace Blog Control Center (yes, if you look, it's really...
Posted by Seth Amphetamine on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:53:00 PST

Corporate America Punches the V-Card

Valentine's Day is almost upon some of us, and its at times like this I wish I were in the Southern hemisphere so it'd be the middle of summer, and I could be away from a place where corporations can ...
Posted by Seth Amphetamine on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:03:00 PST

This shit's blowing up, and I don't mean in the fun chart-topping way

Ask the average person what "Upper Deck" means and they'll probably respond that its a series of trading cards with vital stats of sports heroes, like Runs Batted In, Earned Run Averages, Attack Power...
Posted by Seth Amphetamine on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST

the unbearable lightness of being a gangsta

It's tough being so attractive, sometimes. Walking into the local burrito eatery today at 1 am (or "burritery" if you prefer punny shorthand), there was probably 15-odd customers, and I was the only l...
Posted by Seth Amphetamine on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST

b is for bloods and b-list celebrities, like me!

Ah, wintertime, when the chill in the air induces me to sit near the fire, eating japanese noodles with MSG-spiked spice packs that cause conflagrations in my mouth so bad that i hiccup, while ponderi...
Posted by Seth Amphetamine on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST

somebody should make a show about me

and i bet it'd be a whole lot more entertaining than "scrubs". Scrubs is a show that can't get no love from me.
Posted by Seth Amphetamine on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:50:00 PST

i got no class...

cuz i'm online while in class. your duty upon reading this is to contemplate the deliciousness of home-baked bread. just like I used to make, when we were all gathered in the kitchen in my Amish days,...
Posted by Seth Amphetamine on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:29:00 PST

self-indulgent wankery!

No, I'm not talking about my own blogs when I use the phrase "self-indulgent wankery," even if it would apply here. I'm talking about those bulletins that I find as vexing as people trying to tell me ...
Posted by Seth Amphetamine on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST

wiki wiki wild!

The first time I heard the word "Wiki", I think it was in that god-awful "Wild Wild West" song by actor and self-proclaimed "rapper" Will Smith. Before the beat started in the song, which I'm sure was...
Posted by Seth Amphetamine on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST