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m.c. hesher, esq.

I am here for Friends

My Interests

Music:

this american life
radiolab
get drunk and play records

Movies:

bill and ted's sexcellent adventure
bill and ted's boner journey

Television:

journeyman

Books:

america's best

Heroes:

Mike Collins Apollo 11

My Blog

it’s your dreams, stupid

Steve started waking up next to stuff that appeared in his dreams. Every night he lay in bed thinking hard about gold, or world peace, or beautiful ladies. But he dreamt of giant bats with giant tit...
Posted by m.c. hesher, esq. on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:37:00 PST

bloodlust and cowboy boots

Everyone wears cowboy boots now.  It's not just about the cowboy boots, though.  It's the pocket knives, the feathers in everyone's hair, and it's this new, peculiar brand of mystical rock.&...
Posted by m.c. hesher, esq. on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:37:00 PST

the shark and the time machine

The earth was much as it is now, but buildings that have crumbled were new, and deep below the wicked surface of the sea, a shark found a magical cave.  He didn't know how special this cave was, ...
Posted by m.c. hesher, esq. on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:36:00 PST

the computer was a monkey brain dadaist

It was a stupid idea.  At least I thought so.  Stupid in the way that you look at it after it happene...
Posted by m.c. hesher, esq. on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:35:00 PST

we are friends

Two bears lived together in a cave. They loved each other, and all was well, except that one was a tiger. They lived and loved for a long time, and it didn't matter that one was a tiger, so Tiger nev...
Posted by m.c. hesher, esq. on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:16:00 PST

i swear to god i'm working, but this is fascinating...

How can I safely capture a bat in my home?If a bat is present in your home and you cannot rule out the possibility of exposure, leave the bat alone and contact an animal-control or public health agenc...
Posted by m.c. hesher, esq. on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:24:00 PST

okay, so, it hasn't been built yet

http://www.walterzeichner.com/thezfiles/timetravel.html...
Posted by m.c. hesher, esq. on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:41:00 PST