"I'd rather be at the bar than at church." -William Blake
"I don't hate people...I just seem to feel alot better when they're not around." -Henry Chinaski
"All you need is love." -John Lennon
"Love is not enough." -Trent Reznor
"Smells like stale writer." -Natalia Quinteros
"There's nobody in here! We can smoke all we want!" -Erika Quinteros
"Dirt is better than pain." -Random blonde, barefoot
"Style is knowing who you are and what you want to say and not giving a damn." -Gore Vidal
"Art is creating something from nothing, and selling it." -Frank Zappa
"It is better to destroy than to create what is unessential." -Federico Fellini
"It's darker than Hell... And more expensive." -Charles Bukowski
"Nobody ever brings anything small into a bar 'round here." -Jimmy Stewart
"You're a worthless piece of shit." -Danielle Gatto
"We're all a bunch of poisoned mystics." -Wilmington Nate Farrar
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" -Byzantine theologian
"He thrusts his fists against a post and still insists he sees the ghosts." -Proverbial tonguetwister
"I think you've found a loophole in semantics, Angelo." -Natalia Quinteros
"Love turns, with a little indulgence, to indifference or disgust. Hatred alone is immortal." -William Hazlitt
"...then you came along and it got all overcast." -Kenny Ballard
"Record analog, enhance digitally." -Joe Lentini
"Art is not a mirror to life, but a hammer with which to shape it." -Bertolt Brecht
"You are what you love, not what loves you." -Charlie Kaufman
"I need some beer... Fuck books!" -Theodore Harris
"This is your music, huh? Drunken saxophone music." -Tomothy Spagnoletti
"I don't give a damn whether it's science or magical power!" -Cid
"Some drink for the hangover." -Sparrow
"Bent here, tough home." -Kevin Kelly
"He's like a Hunter S. Thompson without any guns." -Nebadon Adams
"Go hang a salami... I'm a lasagna hog." -common palindrome
"I will stare at walls with you, Angelo." -Diana Gonzalez
"Catholicism is a glorified fuckin' titty." -James Gleeson
"Lonely Men Die Early." -Headline, Springfield Daily News
"I feel bad for people who don't drink... When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra
"It's not every day a drunk stumbles across forbidden knowlege." -Kelly Rybacki
"There are no ugly women, just a shortage of vodka." -Old Russian Proverb
"That is way too much thinking for my level of drinking." -Hunter Layne Fike
"I want a girl who loves me for my money... And is really bad at math." -Mark Parillo
