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Brew

You only spit as good as you suck, shithead

About Me

Nobody you'd wanna know.

My Interests

Making barbecue out of sacred cows.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's still holding quaaludes.

Music:

Fuck music.

Movies:

Over The Edge, Blue Velvet, Chinatown, Apocalypse Now, Casino, Goodfellas, Yojimbo, Wild At Heart, Eraserhead, Evil Dead II, The Night Of The Hunter, and a few others.

Television:

Anything stupid, distracting, and misinformative.

Books:

The Great Shark Hunt, Women, Lies My Teacher Told Me, We Got The Neutron Bomb, and a few others.

Heroes:

Fuck heroes.

My Blog

Can't hear shit anymore

At the time of this writing, I've been living up in the mountains for a little over 6 months. In that time I've had to settle for a dial-up connection. It costs $80.00 a month to have high-speed servi...
Posted by Brew on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

Shampoo Theory

When I was in Junior High there used to be this shampoo commercial on TV where they'd show this lady, all boxed-in and close-up, Hollywood Squares style, saying: "You'll love this shampoo so much that...
Posted by Brew on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST

Fucked up world - world I hate

I don't fit in. Never have. I know it sounds cliche but it's the honest-to-god truth. It would be very easy and convenient to say that doesn't bother me... hell, sometimes it's even been a point of pr...
Posted by Brew on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:34:00 PST

Here's your chance to call me "honky"

This is probably going to be the blog that weeds out my true friends from my fairweather friends, and if you fall into the latter category, I say to you "good riddance".Let it be known that I feel ver...
Posted by Brew on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:44:00 PST

My cross to bear

Well... if you're taking the time to read this one, then just know that this is a very personal blog. I'm only posting it for the public to see so that certain people have the opportunity to know just...
Posted by Brew on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:14:00 PST

Got A.D.D.? Then don't click on this!

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Posted by Brew on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:24:00 PST

The homeless vs. the bums

Ask anyone who knows me and they'll most likely tell you that I'm a pretty  nice and generous guy. I may be angry, but I've got a heart of gold. I've got a lot to be thankful for. There was a tim...
Posted by Brew on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:32:00 PST

Viva U-haul

So they demolished the old Castaways casino on Fremont yesterday morning. I awoke at 7 AM to the man-made thunder of the implosion and thought a plane had crashed at nearby McCarran airport. I went ba...
Posted by Brew on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 02:58:00 PST

Yuck Fou

I just bought these two comps of old 70's glitter rock (Velvet Tin Mine and Glitterbest). There's nobody big or obvious on either one of 'em and I can't stop listening over and over again. Makes me wa...
Posted by Brew on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 07:04:00 PST

New York Dolls

OK... it was inevitable that I was gonna write a blog about this show... no matter what the outcome had been. I mean... we're only talkin' about the NEW YORK fucking DOLLS for chrissakes!!! It was a...
Posted by Brew on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 06:41:00 PST