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VITRIOL

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About Me

"As I move within my book I am cut by pointed glass and broken bottles in which there is still the odor of sperm and perfume." (Nin)

My Interests

Fruit. Tea. Jewelry. Sushi. Words. Word games. DIY everything. Archaisms. The 80's. Fabulous people. Fabulous hair. Facial hair. Astrology. Religion. Obscure never-run films. Obscure seldom-used words. Obscure rarely-read authors whose reputations I will galvanize in my dissertation. Charles Brockden Brown. George Lippard. Paschal Beverly Randolph. Pauline Hopkins. Spiritualism. Rosicrucianism. Dead languages. Post-mortem images. Germany. Russia. Taxidermy art. Outsider art. Performance art. Transient art. A good play. The perfect fuck. Live music. Melville. Libraries. Archives. All the zoos of material culture. Secret temples. Putting my entire face into the eating of a mango. Exquisite perfumes. A really fine cheese. Shoes. Cats. Hiking, more of a sanity requirement than an interest. Hoodoo. Bright orange. Bright pink. Bees.

I'd like to meet:

Khufu ... you've got some explaining to do, mister

Music:

OK this box drives me nuts so I thought I’d mix things up by compiling a list of the ten best shows I’ve ever seen. It was REALLY tough, because a lot of my fave artists suck live and a lot of musicians with so-so recordings have stunned me on stage. I stuck to big(ger) name bands even though some of my fave shows have happened in community centers, warehouses, and living rooms. Like the time the Bad Samaritans played my Mom’s backyard and the singer stripped down to a pair of ill-fitting underoos and a black lace thong – damn!
1) Fugazi at the Palladium. Six dollars. Best show ever.
2) The Legendary Pink Dots at the Roxy
3) Gary Numan at the Palace. He hadn’t played the states in 16 years and Marilyn Manson came out and sang “Down in the Park” with him but let Gary have all the applause.
4) Radiohead and the Beta Band at the Santa Barbara Bowl a few days after my college graduation. Beautiful venue and they played “Fake Plastic Trees.”
5) Bikini Kill at the Gilman. Got to meet Kathleen. Riot Grrrl dream come true.
6) Wire at the El Rey
7) Rasputina at the Troubadour
8) Kraftwerk at the Greek
9) Diamanda Galas at Royce Hall. Fucking unreal. Two-thirds of the audience left because it was so intense.
10) Mr. Bungle and the Kids of Widney High at the House of Blues only because of the sheer horror of it all. As I watched someone with cerebral-palsy sing a goofy song to drunk assholes, a guy behind me yelled “we’re all going to hell” and that pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter. Then during Mr. Bungle I got led out of the club by plain-clothes security for taking two measly pictures. When they tried to take my film my brother said, “there’s pictures of my Dad’s funeral on that roll” (my Dad’s still alive). My brother argued with them and eventually slapped the manager while I proceeded to steal one of their pseudo folk-art signs. Then we ran like hell. Up yours, House of Rules.

Movies:

Vertov's "Man With a Movie Camera." Oh. my. god.

Television:

Now that I've seen the Mighty Boosh ... I think it rates as the best TV show of all time.

Books:

Recent acquistions: "Voluptuous Panic," the erotic world of Weimar Berlin ... sehr sexisch!

Heroes:

Anais Nin

My Blog

taco meat

I see you, Japanese man.  But I felt you before I ever came tearing around that bend.  Somehow your energy crawled up to mine, and my thoughts leapt out to yours, and we held a discourse on ...
Posted by VITRIOL on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST

absolute freedom and terror

             So I decide it is definitely, definitely worth it to back my car out of Christopher's narrow driveway in a jerky, wobbly line, and tw...
Posted by VITRIOL on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:11:00 PST

all this without drugs

             It all started with a Tarot card.  I go to shuffle the deck I've been worrying for 15 years and  there it is: pristine, rubbery...
Posted by VITRIOL on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:31:00 PST

"for a friend?"

5pm Saturday.  Splitting head-ache with sinus pain.  Vaguely nauseous.  Shamanic meditation didn' fix it.  Positive thinking didn' fix it.  The walk round Echo Park Lake didn...
Posted by VITRIOL on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:21:00 PST

creative catharsis

As I craft this novel, I find that I repeatedly have to use words like "because" and "never" and "not" and "thought" and "here" and "now." When I really want to be using words like "sea" and "dream" ...
Posted by VITRIOL on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST

there is no art here

There is no art here.  There is no art in fretting over the gas bill because I like the heat.  There is no art in the cats clustering around my desk because the computer draws me like a neon...
Posted by VITRIOL on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:48:00 PST

dating in los angeles

A better and more blatant imitation of Lorrie Moore.  Circle all that apply: You meet on the internet/ at the Echo/ in an art supply store.  He is a photographer/ musician/ drug-dealer.&n...
Posted by VITRIOL on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:59:00 PST

Paul Ardenheim is radioactive

I requested Paul Ardenheim on inter-library loan.  I received an e-mail which stated that I could now pick up Paul Ardenheim, which was on loan from UC Berkeley.  Paul Ardenheim was going to...
Posted by VITRIOL on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:18:00 PST

Raymond Chandler dreamed me up

A friend of mine just told me that I live at pretty much the exact spot where fictional noir detective Philip Marlowe had an apartment.  This is the best news I've heard in two weeks.  This ...
Posted by VITRIOL on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST

the kindness of strangers

So I was watching this film version of a Tennessee Williams play the other day, actually NOT the one I quote in the title of the blog, and people were making profound decisions based on something a ST...
Posted by VITRIOL on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:55:00 PST