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About Me

We are a faction of the music buying public who do not like James Blunt. Our general opinion of James Blunt's music is that it sucks- majorly. And the only thing we can accurately liken it to is a Goat/Werewolf/Elephant cross breed playing the tin whistle out of its arse... badly! As a group, we have been banned more than 20 times from his official forum, and we're not stopping there.

In the near future, we will be re-recording James Blunt 'classics' (and we use the term extremely loosely) in a piss-take styley- so watch this (my)space!

This page is the brainchild of "Spud", "Lumpy", "Shinty", and "Crunchie".

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My Interests

Dissing James Blunt

I'd like to meet:

People ready and willing to sabotage any James Blunt related events. Or just people who dislike James Blunt in any way, shape or form. If he gets on your wick, come join us!

Music:

anything but James Blunt

Movies:

if you mean film reels, then ones long enough to tie him up and leave him in a room where You're Beautiful is on rotation 24/7. Then he would know how the music loving public felt circa July 2005 when that bloody song was on every fucking radio station in Britain at least 3 times every 10 minutes.

This is a gross exaggeration i know, but so is James Blunt's talent!

Television:

non-James Blunt related media

Books:

ones heavy enough that they would seriously harm JB if thrown at him from a distance of more than 3ft away

Heroes:

the future assassin of James Blunt. Also, David Gray for the following quote: "The man is astonishingly successful and I'm flabbergasted. You're Beautiful is dreadful, staggering nonsense. There has to be another level for songs to work on and his don't. People have compared me to him. I don't fucking see it!" Legend

"There's nothing worse in the world, than James Blunt. Even losing a leg, James Blunt is worse. "the three wisemen..." what the fuck is all that about!?" the quite brilliant comedian Russell Kane, at a recent show in Paisley

My Blog

The only thing worse than James Blunt is...

...a James Blunt/Jamie Cullum duet The MJBH Team were talking last night, and one of us begged the question "what would be worse than James Blunt?" and this is what another came up with... Horrible. J...
Posted by make JAMESBLUNT history on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:53:00 PST

Blog 1's a goody...

Look at the Top 8. See that? James Blunt! Hurrah- even he wants to make himself history. He must now know he's crap.What an idiot! "ooh, it says my name... yey, more fans of my drivvle music!"Aye righ...
Posted by make JAMESBLUNT history on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST