Sprained ankle and vicoden.

About Me

Hi, my name is Dean and i live in peublo CO. i have lived here for 5 years and i have worked with the city as a law enforcement officer for three. i love my job, it is exciting and it never gets old. i have a kick ass german shepherd, Maxx, hes fuckin awesome! I cant stand fake people or stuck up ones. Just honest folks that can carry a conversation. i dont like head games and gossip, so dont get me involved in your drama please! but nice peole can say whatsup.

My Interests

well i like mountain biking alot its an adrenaline rush!!!and i love music its my life!!! I've been certified in law enforcement traning programs, cpr and first aid, as well as pistol and hunter safety courses. i have attended aikido training for over a year and i love it! that shit is soo tight!!

I'd like to meet:

i am interested in meeting people that are either goal oriented or at least disciplined and reliable, ive had some fake friends and i dont care much for those.

One-Shot
People Iced: Twenty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Fifteen
Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: Ten
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: The Tooth Puller
Get Your HITMAN Name

Music:

WELL I LIKE death cab for cutie, the postal service, the feeling, HINDER, 311, LILY ALLEN (SHES BRITISH!!), james blunt, the used, something corporate, BLINK 182, FRANZ FERDINAND, THE KILLERS, AUDIOSLAVE, MARILYN MANSON, 3RD EYE BLIND, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, 3 days grace, the used, tom petty, THE MARTINI SHOT BAND, daniel powter, OASIS, HOOBASTANK, YELLOWCARD, FALLOUT BOY, HAWTHORNE HIEGHTS, the all american rejects, tool, FOO FIGHTERS, NIRVANA, ,NINE INCH NAILS, SMILE AS IT DIES, green day, VERTICAL HORIZON, sugar ray, shinedown, AND ALOT OF CLUB SONGS

Movies:

action and suspense a little horror and lots of comedy but my favorite movie is "12 monkeys" .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

family guy...... Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo oh right OH!!(quagmires famous line for those that didnt know), FUTURAM and)aquateen hunger force!!! YEAH!!!

Books:

"behold a pale horse" william cooper 1993 "the game" niel strauss 2003 "get fucked" dean lender 2006 and "that is concentrated evil coming out of your bottom", the controversial catholic version of "everybody poops" the childrens educational novel for potty training

Heroes:

president william (bill) clinton.... man he got head in the oval office ... i mean come on thats cool lol!!!! and a real heroe to me is anyone who has a goal and sets out to strive until that goal is accomplished, now thats a fuckin heroe oh, and of course the american soldier deserves that title.

My Blog

single again, but its nothin new......

so i had another one go south on me. shit thats like four this year and i can just say damn. i guess i am meant to be alone and remain a virgin until i am an old man and then i will die a...
Posted by Sprained ankle and vicoden. on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 08:53:00 PST

one last ltter to an ex.....

so here is my story since you cant balls up and talk to me ill just e-mail it to you.it was june,ihad just been back in pueblo three days or so when i first saw samantha. she wore blue jeans and a whi...
Posted by Sprained ankle and vicoden. on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:57:00 PST

women are like roses.....

roses are beautiful and thats what attracts one to them. if you get too close though, you're in for a painful surprise! But if you man up and grab em r...
Posted by Sprained ankle and vicoden. on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:11:00 PST

Fuckin inmates doin the thriller dance!!!

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Posted by Sprained ankle and vicoden. on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:38:00 PST

I HURT MYSELF TODAY, TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL.....

NO, SERIOUSLY I BROKE MY HAND AND NO I DIDN'T FEEL A THING. I THINK THE DOCTER SAID SOMETHIN 'BOUT SURGERY TO REPAIR THE SHATTERED METACARPAL ( HENCE MY SCREENNAME) SO I REALLY FUCKED UP THIS TI...
Posted by Sprained ankle and vicoden. on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

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Posted by Sprained ankle and vicoden. on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:45:00 PST