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The Moses

You can't make somebody love you, sometimes you just have to stalk them untill they pannic and give

About Me

I'm Moses I have a good time all the time. Except when someone asks my oppinion on religion polotics, or the interpretation of the constitution, then I get intense. And I've been told I can be condicending, and passive agressive.

My Interests

Here are a couple things I think you should check out: Porn Site for the People! Get your On-line Mammogram

I'd like to meet:

How about you?

Music:

Pop-Punk, Pop, hip hop, any thing with an"op" in it.

Movies:

I really want to watch some funny movies right now, I've seen some real dry stuff lately.

Television:

The shield should be comming back soon. Myth Busters, and all the geeky stuff on the history channel.

Books:

How to survive a robot uprising!, the self destruction handbook, The alphabet of manlines-Maddox, Ultimate Rock, Paper, Scisors handbook, Memoirs of an american paratrooper- david k. webster Real Ultimate Power, the official ninja book - Robert Hamburger

Heroes:

Ready to Tanqueray See Tony Sinclair in action!

My Blog

IEDs

Some of you may know that an IED is the TLA (three letter acronym) for Improvised Explosive Device. Turns out in Iraq the "Insurgents are using cell phones to detonate IEDs basically using a pay by t...
Posted by The Moses on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:49:00 PST

The "NEW" new hat

Ok so I and others at lunch see a guy walking through the Caff. with a new hat on, how do we know it's new, because the brim is so flat you could use it to tell if straight edges are ok, and the Offic...
Posted by The Moses on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:24:00 PST

Want to get out of working

I have a new super sweet, super global, super serious, product to market.The inflate-a-"you" Here's the inspiration, a guy at work is always hacking and sneezing and sick, and when he's making a ton ...
Posted by The Moses on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

Maple Mayo

Have you wever accidentaly gotten some maple syrup on bacon at breakfast? If so did you ask yourself "This is delicious, Why is there no maple syrup around when I get a BLT at a resturant?". Form the ...
Posted by The Moses on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:20:00 PST

Naked gym guy throrey

Ok there is a problem with 40+ year old men that go to the gym, they are way to comfortable being naked in front of other people. Now I'm not saying I'm a "never nude", I (and normal people I bel...
Posted by The Moses on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

I don't know if your is job is like this, but ...

At work I have to answer a ton of rediculous questions, and today I was like "Pete, some days I want a Majic-8 ball to shake and have an answer for questions I don't care about." then a light bulb lit...
Posted by The Moses on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:42:00 PST

Eggs are OK! YAY

So a few years ago the worlds leading scientists belived the atom was the smalest particle, then they smashed some and found that there were electrons neutrons and protons. They then belived the elect...
Posted by The Moses on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:47:00 PST

Coin-Op Belt Buckle

So I* had a Genius idea today it kind of had the same basis as a pay as you go cell phone. A Coin-Op belt buckle the premise being that you would have to deposit 10 cents to take off your belt. T...
Posted by The Moses on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:23:00 PST

Kings of Myspace

Warning: Viewing this may make you feel like a chump for using myspace.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS87r0YZJb8...
Posted by The Moses on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:08:00 PST

Tax Returns

I've been debating how to do my taxes this year, so I was looking over the internet for some tax software, and whatever. so I stumble appon H&R Block Tax Cut I already had my stuff together with m...
Posted by The Moses on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST