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Efrum

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About Me

I'm a frumpy, shitty, random guy. My life is revolved around music, friends, and work. I play a plethora of instruments, but mainly play bass. My bands are called The Presence and Antaean and you should check them out as well as my side projects!
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My Interests

Music, instruments, automobiles (with the exception of rice burners), everything art, movies, lawn darts, thrifting, milk curdling, lawn restoration, KY llama wrestling, expeditions of trying to find a man named Thelonious Xavier McBlenster

I'd like to meet:

Living: John Paul Jones, Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, Clint Eastwood, Chris Squire, Steve Wilson, Paul McCartney, Captain Beefheart, Chris Thile, Edgar Meyer John Mayer, Pino Pallidino, David Letterman, Conan O'brein, Chuck Norris, Flea, Juan Aldetre, Marcus Miller, Martin Mendez, Madeline Bell, Geddy Lee, Jack Bruce, Greg Lake, Tony Levon, Samuel L. Jackson, David Gilmour, and plenty of other people.Dead: John Entwistle, John Bonham, Phil Lynott, John Wayne, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa, Leo Fender, Johnny Cash, Steve McQueen, John Lennon, George Harrison, and Martin Van Buren

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Camel, Porcupine Tree, Cream, Mountain, The Beatles, Black Sabbath, 60's Motown, Wolfmother, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, and a lot of other stuff.

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Anything with Clint Eastwood, The Song Remains the Same, Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii, What About Bob?, Waiting, Midnight Run, Superbad, Freddy Got Fingered, and Good Burger

Television:

Old-ass cartoons, House, Daria, Scrubs, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, VH1 Classic, The Office...

Books:

Hammer of Gods, Stairway to Heaven, Old ass Mad and Peanuts paperbacks from the 50's to the 70's, A Small History of the Development of Kleenex Boxes(Unabridged)

Heroes:

John Paul Jones, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, Robert Plant, Chris Squire, John Entwistle, Paul McCartney, Steve Wilson, Roger Waters, Phil Lynot, Jack Bruce, Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen, Samuel L. Jackson, Mr. Jeremiah St. John King

My Blog

Some Poems of Mine

Some poems of mine.     -Dream-   Arms grab me from behind; she pulls me near Smells of flowers covers the once had fear On this spring day, I realize that our happiness is true And my ...
Posted by Efrum on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:49:00 PST

End of summer, almost...

Well, I will officially start my school days at OSU here in a month.  There's nothing like a completly different change of scene to get you somewhat nervous, especially since my three quarters at...
Posted by Efrum on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:52:00 PST

Cooking with Efrum

I just conqured a restraunt-style salad that had been in the fridge for a while.  Anyone want to make some Quik-Krete Speedo Wafers with me now? All we need is: 1/2 bag Quick-Krete1 or ...
Posted by Efrum on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST

Pantomine Horses

This is another classic from the pages of Poems and Other Oddities by me, EfrumPantomime HorsesPantomime horses are in the airProclamating where they will land"Norway sounds good, or maybe over there"...
Posted by Efrum on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:40:00 PST

Fava Shit

Fava Shit by Efrum     Enchiladas soak up the rays Thanks to Dale's old dog Fay Now, when Fay gets old and soggy Them enchiladas will be foggy Radio radiation will scowl All them children of...
Posted by Efrum on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

Geoff and Efrum

I told Geoff not to do it, and sure enough he did it!  Geoff bought that old udder saddle and strapped it on in front of the old gas station off of 82.  "Damnit Geoff!  We could have us...
Posted by Efrum on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST