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I hate American Idol, and when I say I hate it I mean I loathe it, a deep evil loathing from the depths of my soul. Don't ask why, I don't even know some days.
This girl is twenty one years old with a passion for monster movies and alien conspiracy theories. She's also a third year student at Ohio University, and for some reason is referring to herself in third person.
I love dirty Christmas carols and fireworks. Nothing gets me going like tossing flammables into camp fires.
I give killer back rubs and I love to cook. I know, I'm perfect, right?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Who's asking? If I owe you money, my name is Susan. If I don't owe you money... I think it's at the top of the page somewhere.
Birthday: 23 November, 1987. Bitch.
Birthplace: On the dirt floor of a log cabin, whence God said to my mother, "That'll do, Pam. That'll do."
Current Location: Planet Remulac.
Eye Color: Green... ish
Hair Color: Blond... ish
Height: Short, but not ridiculously so. Just short enough that Jamie has to get shit off the top shelf in the kitchen.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed, left brained.
Your Heritage: Ehh... I think we're white. My dad does this thing where he goes out in the sun and comes back inside four shades darker. I don't do that, I just burn.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chucks. Shaken, never stirred.
Your Weakness: Kryptonite, chocolate, Laffy Taffy jokes, and Germans.
Your Fears: Zombies, which may seem odd to anyone who knows of my near fetish with them. I can't stop writing about them, but I am terrified of dead bodies. I do not truck with the rotting hordes.
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushrooms, all over the place. Just load that sucker with mushrooms, maybe some black olives and spinach for character.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Don't put the dog in the microwave. Or the Easter peeps.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lobstrosity!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Lobstrosity!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair, eyes, mouth... it's all good.
Your Bedtime: I'll usually pass out around 2...
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't miss any of them. Mind like a steel trap I've got. Rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi slaughters Coke, 24/7, hands down.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McFronalds eats Burger Free for breakfast. He's Crackling, he needs his rest!
Single or Group Dates: I am soooo not picky.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Um... green?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, unless there are chunks involved. With chunks there must be a vanilla base.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, I'm short enough already.
Do you Smoke: Not especially. It agitates my throaticles.
Do you Swear: Absofuckinglutely not!
Do you Sing: Badly. Very badly.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah... unless I don't feel like it. Then I just rub myself down with strawberry jam and cocoa powder.
Have you Been in Love: Once. It was the most terrible experience of my life, and that includes almost getting splattered on the pavement in a car accident I had when I was 17.
Do you want to go to College: I'm already there, son.
Do you want to get Married: Only in Vegas, and only in costume.
Do you belive in yourself: Everyone believes in the Messiah.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Hells to the no! I love the merry-go-round.
Do you think you are Attractive: Who's asking?
Are you a Health Freak: Not exactly. I think I eat too much processed sugar and raw meat for that.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, actually, I do. Thank you for prying, you nosy bitch.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're okay. Not my favorite, but I could do worse.
Do you play an Instrument: Play you like a violin.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not that I can remember so, probably.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Fairfield commons! Alone...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oh no... not without peanut butter and never in October. There are rules, mister!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: See above.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I gave a speech in Com 101 and totally choked. That count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Have to be in a relationship to get dumped...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not fucking likely.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah, the hope diamond and the manuscript for Harry Potter #8. Shhh, don't tell!
Ever been Drunk: Yeah, and trust me, it didn't take much.
Ever been called a Tease: By who?
Ever been Beaten up: No, I'm a girl, you asshole.
Ever Shoplifted: Eh... I was always too afraid that Jesus would appear and spank me.
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glorious DEATH.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive. Rich. Successful. Happy. In that order.
What country would you most like to Visit: India.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Windows to the soul right? Red. I want a guy with flashing red eyes.
Favourite Hair Color: How is this important? You mean natural color or something added on later?
Short or Long Hair: Don't really care about the length, but anyone who knows me can vouch: I'm a petter. Hair is awesome, so not bald.
Height: Redwood.
Weight: Leah's boobs. Don't worry, they're huge.
Best Clothing Style: Warrior garb, chain mail, shield, sword, wooden hand, the works.
Number of Drugs I have taken: All of them. I want to die a rounded individual.
Number of CDs I own: iTunes is my god.
Number of Piercings: Ears, finally.
Number of Tattoos: One, a holy symbol branded upon my leg.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just one. You know who you are.
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