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About Me

I get compared to Napoleon Dynamite and Patrick Stump (from Fall Out Boy). I kind of see how that happens.
I have quite a few nicknames. Some of them are nice, while others aren't.
I used to have long hair. I did not cut my hair from the end of December 2006 to April 8, 2008, which is fifteen and half months.
I love Snapple. It truly is made from the best stuff on earth.
I usually order unsweetened iced tea when I am at a restaurant.
I like practical jokes.
I am a completely random person. So much so that my secret superhero identity is Random Man.
I enjoy watching dvd boxed sets of television shows.
I have a lot of t-shirts. Some of them I wear a lot, while others hardly ever get worn.
I've been told that I have soft hands. Quite a few people have said this.
I love music. I would go crazy if I didn't have it in my life.
I like to consider myself a simple guy in a complicated world.
I have the habit of biting my finger nails.
I've been called modest and cocky. I can safely say that I'm a bit of both.
I paint, take photos, and write. I don't think I'm particularly good at any of them. I have been told differently though.
I like to travel.
I curse like a sailor. Yet I hardly ever curse on myspace.
I like to surprise people. Be it scaring them or doing something nice for them.
I read quite a bit. It doesn't mean that I read good stuff or that I'm smart. It just means that I'm literate.
I can be very sarcastic.
I get excited easily.
I consider myself to be funny. I think most of my friends would agree.
I would do almost anything for my friends. Including taking a bullet for them.
I am afraid of cockroaches and heights.
I don't know what I want to do with my life. I just know that I want to be myself and be happy about it.
I want to find a girl that glows when she is around me. (Watch Stardust if you don't understand this)
MORE TO BE ADDED

My Interests

Art
Poetry
Painting
Music
Books
Reading
Video games
Movies
Sarcasm
T-shirts
Aluminum foil sculptures
Humor
Snapple (I'm addicted to the stuff)
Going bananas
Anything cherry or watermelon flavored
Mr. Potatohead

I'd like to meet:

Ace Enders, Jesse Lacey, Nick Torres, Kevin Smith, and a girl that glows when she is with me

Music:

1997
A Cadence Of Sorts
A Change Of Pace
Abandoned Pools
Academy Is..., The
Acceptance
Aesop Rock
After The Sirens
Al Green
Alkaline Trio
Almost, The
Anatomy Of A Ghost
Anberlin
Armor For Sleep
As Cities Burn
Atmosphere
Atreyu
Beirut
Blackout Pact, The
Bled, The
Blood Brothers
Bob Dylan
Boys Night Out
Brand New
Bright Eyes
Brighten
Cassino
Chiodos
Circa Survive
City and Colour
Classic Case
Classic Crime, The
Cocorosie
Color Bleeds Through
Common
Copeland
Cru Jones
Cursive
Cute Is What We Aim For
Dance Gavin Dance
Danger Doom
Danger: Radio
Dead Poetic
Dear And The Headlights
Dear Hunter, The
Death From Above 1979
Desaparecidos
Desloe
DJ Shadow
DKLimb
Don't Call It A Comeback
Don't Look Down
Downtown Singapore
Early November, The
Eclectic Collective, The
Eliot Morris
Ember Sky
Envy On The Coast
Evaline
Ever We Fall
Fall Of Troy, The
Fall Out Boy
Faint, The
Fear Before The March Of Flames
Felix Culpa, The
Fetterline
Finch
Fold, The
Forgive Durden
Fort Minor
From Autumn To Ashes
From First To Last
Funeral For A Friend
Further Seems Forever
G. Love
Gatsby's American Dream
Glasseater
Glassjaw
Gnarls Barklay
Gym Class Heroes
Halifax
Hall and Oates
Haste The Day
Head Automatica
Hearts That Hate
He Is Legend
Hellogoodbye
Hidden In Plain View
Higher, The
I Am The Avalanche
I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business
Idiot Pilot
Immortal Technique
Imogen Heap
Incubus
Jack's Mannequin
JamisonParker
Jinxed
Joy In Tomorrow
June
Junior Varsity, The
Justin Timberlake
Kaddisfly
Kiss Kiss
Kite-Eating Tree, The
Last Winter
Legion Of Doom, The
Levi Weaver
Limbeck
Lorene Drive
Lydia
Madelyn
Madison
Mae
Maine, The
Mainsfield
Making April
Manchester Orchestra
Mariday
Marvin Gaye
Matchbook Romance
Material, The
Matisyahu
MC Chris
MC Lars
Melee
mewithoutYou
Midnight Renewal, The
Miles Davis
Minus The Bear
Monty Are I
Mos Def
Movielife, The
My American Heart
My Chemical Romance
Nightmare Of You
Norma Jean
Northstar
Oh No! Oh My! Olympia
Operatic
Outkast
Over It
Page France
Panic! At The Disco
Paramore
Park
Police, The
Portishead
P.O.S.
Postal Service, The
Receiving End Of Sirens, The
Recover
Rise Against
RJD2
Rookie OF The Year
Rory
Roundabout
Saosin
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Self Against City
Senses Fail
Sherwood
SILENCE, THE
Sky Eats Airplane
Sleeping, The
Sleeping At Last
Small Towns Burn A Little Slower
Smashing Pumpkins
So They Say
Something Corporate
Sound Of Animals Fighting, The
Spill Canvas, The
Spitalfield
Standstill
Straylight Run
Sullivan
Taking Back Sunday
Talib Kweli
Ten Year Program, The
This Day & Age
This Providence
Thursday
Tokyo Police Club
Transit War, The
Trophy Scars
Underoath
Used, The
VersaEmerge
Waltz Reprise
Weakend, The
You Me & Everyone We Know
You Me And Iowa
Young Love

Movies:

40 Year Old Virgin, The
An Evening With Kevin Smith
An Evening With Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder
Big
Chasing Amy
Children Of Men
Clerks
Clerks 2
Day After Tomorrow, The
Dead Poets Society
Departed, The
Dogma
Donnie Darko
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Garden State
Good Will Hunting
Hook
I Heart Huckabees
Jarhead
Jersey Girl
Juno
Knocked Up
Last Kiss, The
Little Miss Sunshine
Mallrats
Number 23, The
Old School
Order, The
Reign Over Me
Reno 911!: Miami
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Serenity
Sky High
Spanglish
Stardust
Superbad
Truman Show, The
Waiting
What Dreams May Come

Television:

Airline
American Dad
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Arrested Development
Best Week Ever
Entourage
Family Guy
Firefly
Greek
Grey's Anatomy
Heroes
Home Movies
I Love (insert this weeks fad)
Infomercials
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Late Night With Conan O'Brian
Lost
Love Monkey
Mission Hill
My Name Is Erl
O.C., The
Office, The
Reno 911!
Robot Chicken
Soup, The

Books:

Alas Babylon
Angels and Demons
American Gods
Blueprints of God
Harry Potter series
On The Beach
Revolution On Canvas Volume 1
Revolution On Canvas Volume 2
Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

CM Punk
Richard Moore
DaxFlame

My Blog

How I Feel

There's no way around it. You're born and you eventually die. It still doen't mean that it doesn't hurt. Death is the worst thing I've ever had to deal with. I've been crying for the past ten minutes,...
Posted by CEO of Awesome on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:01:00 PST

Purpose

I'm convinced that I'll never understand anything. Myself included. Why do I feel the way I do? I know nothing will come to pass, but I can't help it. It's self mutilation. Not physically, but emotion...
Posted by CEO of Awesome on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:53:00 PST

Nice Try

I had the first line and title for months, but never could figure out anything else for it, until today.I learned a lot from the city lightsLike how it steals your soul at nightYou think it's love at ...
Posted by CEO of Awesome on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:32:00 PST

Relieved

Spoke to my grandfather a little while ago. He sounded great. He says he's feeling better. The doctors don't know what happened. That's not very good, but it's not the first time that's ever happened ...
Posted by CEO of Awesome on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:05:00 PST

Scared Out Of My Mind

My grandfather is in the hospital right now and I'm scared out of my mind. My grandmother has slowly been getting worse and worse. Everytime I see her my heart breaks a little more, since I know it co...
Posted by CEO of Awesome on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:33:00 PST

How Many People Love Me? - Edition

As of this writing, I had five different people tell me they love me today.1. Caitlynitslikey0uradrug (7:40:36 PM): i LOVE youitslikey0uradrug (7:40:37 PM): EtoqPraz (7:40:43 PM): yayEtoqPraz (7:40:45...
Posted by CEO of Awesome on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:51:00 PST

T-Shirt Line? - The Sequal

I've just been sitting on my t-shirt line idea, since at this point that's all it really is. I was thinking about it and I realized that my original three designs are a bit complicated to do. At least...
Posted by CEO of Awesome on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:27:00 PST

Thin Mints

As I type this, I'm eating the last of my Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies. It's a sad event. I'm going to miss these bad boys for the next few months. I think I'm going to buy twice the amount I bought t...
Posted by CEO of Awesome on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST

Satan Worshiping Zombie Music

DannyEnglish87: bonjourEtoqPraz: how are you doing now?DannyEnglish87: good after my human burgerDannyEnglish87: ....oh i mean beefEtoqPraz: did you get any brains?DannyEnglish87: thats the best partE...
Posted by CEO of Awesome on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:00:00 PST

Meet Me In Montauk

At the start of this typing it is currently 6:38 AM. I can't sleep or won't sleep. I can't decide which one it is. All I know is that I'm wide awake. I've been reading, thinking, breathing. Not partic...
Posted by CEO of Awesome on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:08:00 PST