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Seraphim

About Me

Hi. I am an asshole. I do not like talking on the phone. I do not like hanging out with people. I am a narcissist with low self esteem. I am extremely flaky. I can not stop saying bb. I am self-centered. I deserve to be bashed. My name is Baloy. Nice to meet you.Please visit ---> http://seraphic-paragon.deviantart.com/.. ..

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Cellphones

Tiny,rectangular,flashy,electronic technology that is used to communicate with anyone you want instantaneously.Sure,it has it's uses and advantages, like if your car breaks down and you require some a...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:17:00 GMT

Unrealistic Romantic Expectations of Men?

So I was standing in concession talking to my fellow coworkers Cindy and Ashley and they were discussing Twilight, and Cindy was saying how she just saw it with her son and how her son had said that t...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:29:00 GMT

Why do people think I’m friendly?

Okay.so.I decided to go and get my hair cut today right?And when I go, the guy I usually get it done with is busy, so I went and sat down to wait. Everything was fine.Then this other barber guy that I...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:14:00 GMT

Give and Take Part Deux

    So the old man came back today, the dollar-giving one not the assassin, and gave me 2 dollars saying: "That’s for you", with a wrinkly half smile. One dollar replacing the one...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Give and Take

So yesterday at work there was this one old crazy guy that came in,complaining about how I wasn’t the guy who used to work there on Tuesdays or whatever, and so I told him that if he cared so mu...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:46:00 GMT

It’s About Time I Got Philosphical On Your Asses.

SO.I was at work today and this old lady,a regular, comes up to me to purchase some popcorn. She tells me that I have a very beautiful face,perfect features,like a movie star, and then asks me if I ev...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:56:00 GMT

Dangerous Is My Name, Cutting People off Is My Game.

So today was my studio photoshoot with a group and all that good stuff.I used my cousins since they were the only ready-made group I had and I knew I could count on,lolSorry that Janessa couldn't make...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:31:00 GMT

Celebrity Deathwatch

Soo as I was driving home a thought re-entered my head.A thought I had thought about a while ago as a mere coincidence,but I figured I would share it with you all.Nice little anecdote for the next tim...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:21:00 GMT

honey nut shetbags.

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...So life has been...kinda lonely?lately?All my close friends have been slowly slipping away from me;online,work and just old friends,... and I can't seem to think of an idea ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:17:00 GMT

Citation ^2 and Reverse Fortune Cookies

So it has come to my attention,most annoyingly pointed out by my mother that whenever I get a ticket, I always get them in doubles.As if it wasn't enough to just give me one for something useless,I'll...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 21:14:00 GMT