Woman, 105, Credits No Sex for Long Life(Shes a Jackass) |
(Oct. 10) - Clara Meadmore, who celebrates her 105th birthday Saturday, says she knows the secret to a long life: no sex.
The retired secretary, who lives in a nursing home in Cornwall, southwestern ... Posted by Joe on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:25:00 PST |
And I thought I had a Hard time kicking the habit! |
I woke up one morning 8 years ago and quit smoking coldturkey. I thought that was tough,glad I dont live in MALAYSIA!
A MALAYSIAN couple were beaten to death by family members in a bizarre ritual to ... Posted by Joe on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:19:00 PST |
Report on Heart,Journey and Cheap Trick Concert |
Cheap Trick was O.K. My Wife and I both agreed that their instruments were out of tune. I still think they were pretty good but I would not pay just to see them.Heart was Perfection. I saw them 20 yrs... Posted by Joe on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:14:00 PST |
Journey, Cheap Trick and Heart |
I would advise whoever reads this to buy tickets to this concert.I saw Journey"raised on the radio"tour in 1986 and they were amazing. I also saw Heart in 1987"Bad Animals"Tour.2 Great Bands plus... Posted by Joe on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:12:00 PST |
What are the chances? |
What are the chances that in the entire New York State,the first Starbucks they close is the one I was walking 6 miles everyday to get my Iced Quad Vente latte? I lost 30 pounds walking to this ... Posted by Joe on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:16:00 PST |
Ill Be Sleeping with one eye open Tonight! |
Penis theft panic hits city..
Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:06pm EDT
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penise... Posted by Joe on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:59:00 PST |
I’d like to shove that Oscar up her Stupid A$$! |
'9/11 attacks made up, ' says French best actress Oscar-winner
Oscar-winner Marion Cotillard has accused America of fabricating the 9/11 attacks
Actress Marion Cotillard sparked a political row yest... Posted by Joe on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:31:00 PST |
Dig the kiddie outfit and the socks on these guys |
Mini-muscleman: Meet the world's smallest bodybuilderLast updated at 19:52pm on 12th February 2008
Comments (8) At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya 'Romeo' Dev is the world's smallest bodybuil... Posted by Joe on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:16:00 PST |
"shock" and "awe"- Ya Gotta Love this Lady! |
February 10, 2008 -- DOLLY Parton says her storied boobs, affectionately nicknamed "shock" and "awe," belong to all of mankind. "They do seem like public property in a way. They served me well - I don... Posted by Joe on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:42:00 PST |
COLD-COCKED SANTA (Dont ya just love Christmas!) |
SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) - Santa Claus was knocked unconscious by a thrown object that hit his face while he was riding on the back of a truck decorated as a sleigh.
SANTA says he never saw what hit... Posted by Joe on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:18:00 PST |