complaining that i dont write enough, constructing giant origami animals, dryer sheet smell, studded belts, jeans that hang waaay too low on my hips, meeting eyes with someone at a concert and feeling the surge of excitement as the music blares, schoolgirl skirts and white knee-high socks, sweaty punk shows, batman comics, international toy fairs, yard sale action figures, greaser and pin-up culture, pop art, propaganda, local band poster art, wearing my all-stars down to shreds, hating my cell phone, KAIJU big battel, those cheapskates on craig's list, Iron Chef, BDSM, joe bob briggs, hardcore making out. oh, how could i forget the pirates. arrrrg!
have some semblance of a clue. dont talk on your cellphone all the time, carry around one of those frufru dogs in travel bags, or get scared off when i tell you i like things a little rough in the bedroom. know who you are, know how to laugh, and for god's sake, use some sarcasm once in a while. brains are there to constantly move and learn. lets keep eachothers working.
you need words? you need website copy for your band or a sales letter for your business? let me know.you'll want to meet me, and i want to meet you.
supersuckers, blondie, joan jett, bowie, THE AMAZING CROWNS, rollins, stray cats, rob zombie, tiger army, robbers on high street, sinatra, skanatra, skarmy of darkness, the living end, Nekromantix, the Aquabats, the planet smashers, dow jones and the industrials, GnR, flogging molly, rancid, darkbuster, the skullies, toasters, ramones, mephiskapheles, dropkick murphys, peacocks, johnny socko, tomahawk, inspector 7, hank williams, buddy holly, bosstones, lost city angels, the charms, the information, the good north, the dubnicks, baby strange, the pills, holly golightly, the libertines, the sounds, cake, world/inferno friendship society, gogol bordello, the hot snakes, 5678's, the street dogs, the pattern, kings of nuthin, devo, le tigre, the cars, kid koala, blue meanies, rolling stones, turbo ACs, atomic missles, the business, dresden dolls, the deterrents, bad religion, the clash, rancid, coffin lids, buzzcocks, kings of leon, lovage, mr bungle, the hippos, rev horton heat, waltham, rancid, johnny cash, patsy cline, rolling stones, elvis costello, benny goodman, phantom planet, NIN, fantomas, talking heads, elvis (both weight classes), stp, foo fighters, cibo matto, devo, iggy pop, thelonious monk, tool, luscious jackson, and for the pure seduction of it all, Garbage.
RECENTLY: bollywood, bhangra, and music from the Balkan Gypsies
buckaroo banzai, david byrne's True Stories, the day the earth stood still, the blob, the big lebowski, rocky horror picture show, rushmore, royal tennenbaums, logan's run, our man flint, clue, spinal tap, a mighty wind, best in show, anything with the brat pack, or for that matter, the rat pack, ray harryhausen movies, ben-hur, total recall, night of the living dead, dead alive, rockabilly vampire, human highway, murderball, capturing the friedmans, rosemary's baby, roger corman horror flicks, rock n roll high school, TROMA, clerks, frankenhooker, secretary, anything steve bucemi, anything johnny depp...including cry baby
most of the television shows here are defunct. hmm....adam west batman, thundercats, transformers, kids in the hall, upright citizens brigade, strangers with candy, space ghost, danger mouse, home movies, arrested development, adventures of pete and pete, chris eliot's get a life, the short-lived series of The Tick, rocko's modern life, invader zim, my so called life, the young ones, the thunderbirds, iron chef, the STATE, MTV's headbanger's ball (when it was still about the music), law and order...come on, you know you watch it too...oh, and my new obsession, tom goes to the mayor.
let it blurt: the life and times of lester bangs, invisible monsters, choke, nickles' drinking smoking & screwing, electrogirl, a clockwork orange, the giving tree, blue goops and red, the motley crue biography, among the thugs, bury me standing, delta of venus, wide wide world, frankenstein, house of mirth, will you miss me when im gone?, our band could be your life, culture textbooks, media textbooks, media/culture textbooks, 45 RPM, the writer's legal companion, kavalier and clay, most mcsweeney's publications, Slavoj Zizek, the odyssey, tropic of cancer, geek love, up in the old hotel, the true story of Yale's skull and bones fraternity, Ravitch's The Language Police, anything by Hauruki Murakami, motherless brooklyn, the oedipus cycle, jay wiseman's erotic bondage handbook, the story of o, anything DC comics, the onion, the fountainhead, dave eggers, bowling alone, anything by henry rollins, books about the nyc subway system, reams and reams of show listings, and this great biography of hank williams sr. that i just finished.
RECENTLY: RUMSPRINGA
my maw, my pops, henry rollins, adam west, roald dahl, the Baroness, the Dude, Jason Kendall, the gals from Dance Hall Crashers, astronauts, teachers, toy designers, music zine publishers, the guys at the Boston Phoenix, Frederick Wertham, the guy that writes the Red Meat comics, mask-wearing spanish wrestlers, the Aquabats.