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Michelle

The Snarkiest Sweetheart Ever

About Me

"What a fun, sexy time for you"I love the Patriots. I am a teacher. I love speaking in the third person. Michelle loves hockey. I think the sentence, "Yo mama's so ugly they changed the name of Halloween to Yomamaween!" is hilarious!

My Interests

I love reading. I love my friends. I love driving in my Wrangler without the top of the car on and feeling the warm summer air. I love the Wrangler Wave. I love the beach. I love the beach when everyone else has gone home and you need a sweatshirt to be there. I love music. I love going to see music performed live. I love improv. I love being a member of Stranger than Fiction. I love Camprov. I love reality television, even though I should hate it. I love films. I love Chick Lit and Chick Flicks. I love laughter. I love dive bars. I love my fuzzy, cozy blanket. I love Diet Mountain Dew. I love silence. I love being in a crowd. I love pretty things. I love Sephora. I love karaoke. I love road trips. I love Vanilla lattes. I love geeky guys. I love fake glasses because I always wanted to wear glasses. I love my students. I love the Azure English office. I love Burlington, VT.But most of all, I love being able to spend time with my god daughter Emma. She is by far the cutest, most wonderful, and adorably spoiled little girl ever. My world is a little more sad than it should be on the days that I don't get to see her.

I'd like to meet:

The real life version of Wash. 3 him! I will also probably like anyone who knows who Wash is.

Music:

Oh goodness, where to begin... it would have to be at Dave Matthews Band. It's really where my own love for music started (by my own I mean not influenced by my parents' love of great music)Current Heavy Rotation: The Postal Service, Guster, Ryan Montbleau Band, Elliot Smith, Mike Doughty, Rilo Kiley, The Weakerthans, Counting Crows, Teitur, Death Cab for Cutie, Speechwriters LLC, and Semisonic. I've also been kicking it old school lately as well.I think I might be a music nerd. In fact, I am most certain of that truth.

Movies:

A TOP FIFTEEN LISTING In No Particular Order:1. The Usual Suspects 2. Mildred Pierce 3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 4. Shawshank Redemption 5. Waiting For Guffman 6. The Philadelphia Story 7. High Fidelity 8. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 9. Much Ado About Nothing 10. Serenity 11. Desk Set 12. Goodbye Girl 13. You, Me, and Everyone We Know 14. Almost Famous 15. The Princess Bride

Television:

NCIS, Numbers, CSI (all of them, although NY is my favorite), Top Chef, and My Boys.RIP - Sex in the City, Greg the Bunny, Arrested Development, and Firefly.

Books:

Pride and Prejudice, Invisible Man, The Awakening, The Great Gatsby, Bone Black, Beloved,The Prophet, and anything written by Shakespeare, Tom Stoppard, or Jane Austen. So many more...

Heroes:

My parents. Jill Bernard. Mark Twain.

My Blog

"And I Really Want to See You Tonight..."

Dear Blog, I miss you something awful lately... it isn't you; it's me.  I have been so crazy with my two grad classes and paper researching and writing that I just haven't been able to spend the ...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:13:00 PST

"Hey, teacher..."

I am done with my grading!!! Summer is so close, I can smell it... like, really... the summer always smells like the ocean to me and tonight on my drive home it was summer air and it was glorious! I'...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:52:00 PST

GGGGRRRRRR

Last night, my phone fell.  It is now in two different pieces.  I am going to the phone store when it opens at noon to buy a new phone and hopefully they will be able to transfer my old numb...
Posted by Michelle on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:12:00 PST

Okay, Rachel - "I'm So Tired, I Haven't Slept a Wink..."

I am plum tuckered out!  April was go, go, go from start to finish - with multiple improv shows (with multiple troupes), watching theater productions, going on the tour for my April vacation, bab...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

Candles

You know the expression, "Burning the candle at both ends"?  Well, that has been my life this week... and it is certain to continue through at least tomorrow evening.  If I can wake up on Sa...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

Camprov 2007 Website is Up!

So we have been working very hard for months now to get Camprov to the point where we have enough in place to let everyone else in on the fun... that time is 5/6 here! http://www.camprov.com/ Registra...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:44:00 PST

A Challenge from Lynn... How Could I Refuse?

1: I'll respond with something random about you.2: I'll challenge you to try something.3: I'll pick a colour that I associate with you.4: I'll tell you something I like about you.5: I'll tell you my f...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:21:00 PST

"And I Can't Save Nobody... I Was Shunned and Falsified..."

Sometimes I miss people.  Sometimes I find that the people I miss the most are those who have hurt me in the past and are no longer a part of my life.  Whenever I find myself missing one of ...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:07:00 PST

Me.

I am changing my "About Me" section, but I liked this too much for it to be gone forever... so here it is in my blog, for posterity! I like to be at the beach when it is too cold to swim and no one e...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:39:00 PST

D&D Updated

I am not going to get into favors that I do for others here... instead, I am in search of assistance from anyone and everyone who reads my blog. By Saturday, I need to have a Dungeons and Dragons char...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:28:00 PST