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Carr the Floorwalker

carrthefloorwalker

About Me



Now, if you pointy-heads would get out of them pajamas, you wouldn't be late for work! - Sheriff J.W. Pepper
You scored as Anarchism.

Anarchism


92%

Green


83%

Republican


50%

Socialist


42%

Democrat


42%

Communism


25%

Nazi


17%

Fascism


0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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My Interests

Travel, mixing cement, playing horsey with my pet crocostimpy, brushing my teeth with salt, waxing poetic, pulling the wings off flies.

I'd like to meet:

Oz, The Muffin Man, Hilary Swank, Robbie Knievel, Prince William, Toby Keith, Master Shake, Kamala The Ugandan Head Hunter, Tommy Lasorda, Tim Dogg, Howie Mandel, Anthony Edwards, Curly G. "Cradle Rock", Mike Derucki.

Music:

Tom Waits, Beck, Radiohead, Ween, Daniel Johnston, Lou Reed, The Strokes, Pavement, Portishead, Pink Floyd, The White Stripes, The Racounteurs, Johnny Cash, Sonic Youth, Wilco, The Beatles, David Bowie, Primus, Bloc Party, Led Zepplin, The Pixies, Frank Black, Tenacious D, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Burning Spear, Wesley Willis, Air, Badly Drawn Boy, Tegan and Sara.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Apocalyse Now, Jerk, The Swimmer, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe, Cool Hand Luke, Barton Fink, Raising Arizona, Hurley Burley, Hard Eight, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Napolean Dynamite, Brazil, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, All David Lynch Films, True Romance, Sling Blade, Closer, Anything with James Spader, Time Bandits, Anything with Peter Sellers.

Television:

Family Guy, 24, Charlie Rose, Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs, David Letterman, Ren and Stimpy, American Dad, Arrested Development, Pole Position, Austin City Limits, The Office, My Name is Earl, 21 Jump Street, Wiseguy, Homicide, CBS Sunday Morning, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Get a Life, IRL.

Books:

The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, Lord of the Rings, Salem's Lot, Mystery - Peter Straub, Ghost Story - Peter Straub, East of Eden - John Steinbeck, Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut, American Gods - Neil Gaiman, Dead Babies - Martin Amis, Dave Sim's Cerebus phone books, Anything by the guy who refused to be put on Oprah's booklist, and Jonathan Livingston Seagull of course.

Heroes:

David Lynch, Jada Pinket Smith, Flash Gordon, Sam Hornish Jr., Austin Powers, Katie Couric, Gary Player, Commisioner Gordon, Smokey the Bear, McGruff the Crime Dog, Voltron, Al Gore, The Nature Boy Ric Flair, Steve Dallas, Peter Travers, Minnie Pearl, Lamb Chop, Carson Daly, Non, Captain America, The Flaming Carrot.

Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 80% Spider-Man 70% Green Lantern 70% Catwoman 70% Hulk 65% Superman 50% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 43% Supergirl 38% Robin 35% The Flash 35% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
:
You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 77% Apocalypse 73% Juggernaut 68% Lex Luthor 67% Magneto 66% Mr. Freeze 65% Kingpin 63% Venom 60% Dark Phoenix 52% Green Goblin 52% Catwoman 49% The Joker 41% Poison Ivy 41% Two-Face 36% Riddler 30% Mystique 28% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

My Blog

List of people who should spend a night in the box

1.   Dog Boy 2.   Jar Jar Binks 3.   Dan Rather 4.   Dave Navaro 5.   Terry Gross 6.   Mandy Moore 7.   Matt Lauer 8.   ...
Posted by Carr the Floorwalker on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:26:00 PST

Discusion of things that will get you a night in the box.

Not washing your hands after using the toilet - a night in the box Not eating all of your beans - a night in the box Eyeballing  - a night in the box Picking on Dim - a night in the box Drin...
Posted by Carr the Floorwalker on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST