Bill The Rake

I knew, in my heart of hearts, that all the world's "urban legends" had a source, and I think I've discovered it: it's BILL THE RAKE! He's the "grassy knoll" guy, the "tin hat" man, the chief of the Black Helicopter Brigade. How's Elvis, Bill? Are the aliens treating him well? Did they let him bring his guitar on the space ship? How do you think of all those stories that we see in the supermarket tabloids? Do you consult Miss Cleo? If BS could be converted to energy, you alone could fuel the entire planet! (Message believed to be from John Mintz at The Washington Post)