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An interview of Donald Trump, conducted by Doug Fabrizio :
Fabrizio:Thank you for taking the time to talk with us today, Mr. Trump.
Trump: Make this quick Fabrizio, I don't have much time.
Fabrizio:Yeah...yeah, uh, you are one of the most powerful people on earth because you have so much money and property and, uhhhh, power. Uhhh, people often wonder...Uh, what's next for Donald Trump? Uhhh, you already have international real estate, casinos, and steaks sold exclusively at The, uh, Sharper Image. Talk about where you're going next.
Trump: I have already conquered most of the world, but there is one finger bowl into which I have not yet dipped my cuticles: The World of Laid-Back Acoustic Folk-Rock Music. Once I have conquered this world, I will be more powerful than Gandhi, Doug.
Fabrizio: Um, my sources say that Gandhi has been dead for quite a long time.
Trump: Fine, I'll be more powerful than that broad, Oprah.
Fabrizio: How do you plan to conquer the world of folk music?
Trump: Simple, Doug. A Little trick up my sleeve called Tiger Fire. This adorable duo is poised to be the next biggest thing in music since my appearance on Pro. Wrestling. Tiger Fire is the newest installment in the Trump Dynasty.
Fabrizio: Tiger Fire is an amazing group of musicians. We'd love to have them on the program.
Trump: Tiger Fire will never appear on this two-bit program, The only reason I'm here is because I was being chased by many beautiful women outside and ran in here for protection.
Fabrizio: Ummm.
Trump: Hey, Doug.
Fabrizio:Yes, Mr Trump?
Trump: You're Tiger Fired.
