Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole many a man's soul and faith.
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain.
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name.
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game.
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change.
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain.
I rode a tank,
Held a general's rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank.
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made.
I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay.
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name.
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game.
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints.
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer,
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy,
Have some sympathy, and some taste.
Use all your well-learned politesse,
Or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name.
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game.
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