Heroes:
Jack Bauer... he's a federal agent... Rory Abrams... he's gonna cure cancer one day... Robert Goldstein... when he's not being an idiot he's a musical/lyrical/comical genius... and a great friend... Krystal Loh... she's black and chinese... and a damn fine artist/writer/hot guy extraordinaire... quite an ass-kickin'/finger lickin' combo right there... Tara Krupitsky... let me count the ways... she's a beautiful person... inside and out... she's smart... kind... funny... modest... cute... sexy... honest (she hasn't even lied in like, the past 2 days)... awesome photographer... great taste in movies... music... and clothes... great body to fill them out with... amazing smile... and she makes me happy... not many people can do that... 3... and Captain Planet... he's our hero.